Oh boy, the Huskers did it again. Our big burly boys managed to lose in embarrassingly epic fashion in front of thousands of fans. Nebraska suffered a loss that was so mind-bogglingly horrendous, the only words one could utter after the game are, “what the heck?” Seriously, though. What the heck, Huskers? I understand this is […] Read more
With a chin that could cut a million perfect diamonds and a thick cannon arm that could launch UNL back into its late 90s glory and butterflies right into my sexually aroused stomach, Scott Frost approached. Pictures and videos don’t do Frost’s immaculate form and build justice in the same way that it’s impossible to […] Read more
Sports at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln are about to get even more exciting. For all students tired of boring and unpopular sports like football and basketball, there is excellent news. UNL will be adding varsity sports teams for both tetherball and four square. Disappointment after recent seasons of football and basketball has finally convinced the administration […] Read more
“There can only be one divine patron of Christmas, Santa, and it ain’t gonna be you! I will shower amazing gifts of great football upon all Nebraskans!” sang Scott Frost fighting against a cold bitter wind as he was supported into the sky on top of thousands of Husker fans wearing “Scott Frost: A New […] Read more
Students, faculty, and fans of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln are trying to make sense of what could be the biggest surprise in the history of this state. Last night, senior pre-criminology student Daphne Blake and her dog uncovered a sinister plot being perpetrated by none other than former Husker football coach Bo Pelini. UNL’s new […] Read more
Nebraska Cornhuskers football has always been a team of tradition. Fans from across the country show support for the team, no matter how good or bad they are doing. Being a member of this historic team is an honor not many get to have. To say you wore the scarlet and cream on Football Saturdays […] Read more
With March Madness finally over, sports fans across the country can finally start to focus on the tournament that actually matters: the NCAA Bowling Championship. In its 14th year, the annual college bowling tournament will be held in St. Louis, MO, on April 12-14, 2018. Out of 80 teams competing across three divisions, only 10 […] Read more
In a statement last week, University of Nebraska-Lincoln Chancellor Ronnie Green announced that the university will be devoting many of its limited resources to create the Big Ten and NCAA’s first official fowling team before the next school year. “Bringing fowling to the NCAA will be the most iconic thing Nebraska has ever done. Fowling […] Read more
It’s officially March Madness, which means it’s time to fill out a bracket for your office pool! Every year, millions of people across the country spend countless hours deciding which men’s college basketball teams to pick to the Final Four, what upsets are most likely to happen and who will eventually take home the title. […] Read more
March Madness is just around the corner and, just like every other year, it’s going to be MAD. Driving millions of people across the country crazy, picking the perfect bracket is something that has NEVER been done before. The Oracle of Omaha, Warren Buffett, even offered a cool $1 million to anyone who could pick […] Read more
