Look out, Huskers! There’s a new big man on campus at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln and his name is Thad Tucker. A sophomore marketing major and member of the Delta Tau Delta fraternity on campus, Tucker is nothing short of amazing. Tucker and his fraternity brothers enjoyed some nice spring weather last week by digging out the old fraternity football and tossed it around on the lawn right outside their house. The spectacle was one to see as people craned their necks as they walked and drove by to get a glimpse of Tucker’s amazing spiral.

Those gathered at the scene, mostly Tucker’s fellow frat brothers, compared Tucker’s throwing motion to that of legendary San Francisco 49ers quarterback Joe Montana, who won four Super Bowls in the 1980’s. “That dude’s got a cannon!” exclaimed frat brother Brandon McGuire. “Oh my God, he could probably toss that thing 50 yards! Frost better get this guy on the team! He’s NFL-level talent for sure.”

However, NFL scouts are already doubting Tucker’s ability to play as an elite quarterback. “The scouting report says Tucker threw 16 interceptions this past season for his fraternity’s intramural team,” said Kansas City Chiefs draft scout Nathan Williamson. “There’s no way this guy makes it into the NFL. Well, maybe he could get drafted by the Browns if they’re desperate, but either way his time in the NFL would be little to none.”

Although Tucker won’t be the next biggest NFL star, he will definitely be the next biggest digital marketing manager upon graduation. “I’ve already looked over his resume twelve times,” said Pepsi’s Talent Acquisition Manager Jared Loper. “I like what I see. We at Pepsi are going to make every move necessary to get this guy on our team. Just wait until the world sees Pepsi back on top as the number one soda thanks to Thad Tucker!”