Last weekend, senior Jason Andrews went to a party to take a break from school and unwind from a long week of tests and homework. This “absolute rager” of a party was hosted by Mitch Nicolson at his apartment off of 73rd street, and had everything that a good party should have: people, food, conversation and, most importantly, alcohol.
Andrews went into the party with full confidence that he was all set for the night, and was ready to “turn up.” Andrews would soon run into the incident that would ruin his night, when Mitch offered him a Bud Light.
Andrews recounts the incident: “Mitch tossed me a drink and told me I should shotgun that thing. I did, obviously, because I ain’t no bitch to back away from a bet. Halfway through it though, I remembered a calc quiz that was due just a few minutes ago. It was devastating. Felt like someone punched me in the gut.”
The calculus quiz was a major part of the grade for the semester and will lower the chances that Andrews will pass the class. “Remembering that test really ruined my mood. I just couldn’t party anymore after remembering the quiz. I just couldn’t rage anymore knowing that I wouldn’t ace this class, but it be like that sometimes.”
Professor Rogge would not comment on Andrews, saying, “Who? I have never even seen that kid in class.” Andrews hopes in time he will be able to pass the class and maybe even show up one day.
