By local father Dale Every parent’s child complains about a monster under the bed from time to time, so I was skeptical when my 4-year-old son Trevor told me about his. I didn’t believe him at first, but woah Nelly, I should have! There isn’t just a monster living under my son’s bed; it’s an […] Read more
Watch out Neihardt Residential Center, you aren’t the only haunted building on campus giving ghost tours this year! Chuck O’Connor, Dean of the Hixson-Lied College of Fine and Performing Arts, announced Friday that Halloween ghost tours would soon be given at Richards Hall to showcase the ghosts of art majors’ hopes and dreams. “These tours are […] Read more
On Friday, a teacher’s assistant was admitted into the hospital after going into an extreme state of shock upon seeing a picture one of her Math 101 students drew on the marker board before she arrived at her recitation. Thomas Depe asked his friends if he should do it, but they insisted he just sit […] Read more
October’s rainy, snowy atmosphere brought University of Nebraska-Lincoln students puddles to splash in, snow angels to make and depression. For many students, not seeing the sun for days on end is actually not something to look forward to. Vitamin D(aylight) is important for humans to function. Without it, students become sad, grumpy assholes who just […] Read more
Neihardt Hall at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln is definitely not haunted, reported a voice from inside the closet of room 341 in the 80-year-old residence hall. Sources reported Thursday that the disembodied voice was assuring the room’s resident, freshman history major Nicole Collins, that the dorm was not inhabited by the spirits of those who […] Read more
Hark! Dear champion! I implore you to please act as our savior in this dire and dark hour! The village of Honeywell is under attack by a wicked clan of hobgoblins who call themselves “the Pit Eaters!” What detestable creatures they are! They’ll kill us all for sure! Their leader, a giant werebear named Gorgash […] Read more
Alpha Apple Pi has been placed under inspection after the body of one of its members was mysteriously found near the North Bottoms. The sorority girls have refused to answer any of The DailyER’s texts, phone calls, Twitter DMs and emails. The girl, Brittanie Klensun, was found with her pin removed and a candle burning […] Read more
Last weekend, senior Jason Andrews went to a party to take a break from school and unwind from a long week of tests and homework. This “absolute rager” of a party was hosted by Mitch Nicolson at his apartment off of 73rd street, and had everything that a good party should have: people, food, conversation […] Read more
TRICK: Fellas, I’m gonna be frank with you: we’re the worst football team in the history of the great state of Nebraska. We can’t even flinch without getting a penalty and our defense is pretty much like a jail with paper walls. But you know what? None of that matters if you cheat, and cheating […] Read more
In a shocking announcement Wednesday, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln Honors Program revealed that they were officially spooked out of Neihardt. “After over 25 years of residing in this building, the Honors Program administrators and I have agreed that Neihardt is far too spooky of a building for our staff and students,” explained Honors Program director […] Read more
