Nebraska Offensive Coordinator Shawn Watson said he hopes that the zone read call is a nice little surprise for the defense in the upcoming weeks. “I know I’ve already called it 35 times per game, but seriously — what defensive coach would possibly think I’d run it again?” Watson said. “I mean, it hasn’t worked […] Read more
Exotic dancer Amber Horton, 24, has recently retired from a long career at Lincoln’s most illustrious gentlemen’s club, Shakers. Photo illustration by Dylan Bliss. Horton thoroughly explained the rocky transition from psuedo-starlet to retiree, “At this age, you have to take inventory and plan for the future. I’ve got an entire chest full of ones […] Read more
The head pastor of First Baptist Church of Dallas announced that he will no longer be living by the Bible after learning that Jesus, Christianity’s savior, was a Jew. This is the first time pastor Richard Dickinson has forsaken the whole Bible but he has already made headlines for his decision last year to stop […] Read more
Christine O’Donnell appeared to be a typical Tea Party candidate as she clinched Delaware’s Republican nomination for US Senate. But being fiscally and socially conservative, plus having a remarkable physical resemblance to Tea Party darling Sarah Palin, is not shielding O’Donnell from a wave of questions that have nothing to do with her politics. Now, […] Read more
Ten years and five albums into his career, guitarist Travis Stever thinks his band is the best they’ve ever been. It’s hard to argue with him. His band, Coheed & Cambria, have sold millions of albums. Their fifth studio album, “Year of the Black Rainbow,” was released in April to general acclaim. The concept album […] Read more
This story was originally published on October 5, 2010 Superintendent of the Omaha Westside School District, Jacquie Estee, announced Monday that the district would be implementing a wave of program and staff cuts in an effort to cope with current financial woes. Among the cut staff were Westside High School Principal Pat Hutchings’ personal masseuse, […] Read more
In the past few months, American political activists have been focusing strongly on upholding every facet of the US Constitution. This week’s shooter at the University of Texas was reportedly just a Tea Party member wielding a large hot dog gun loaded with xeroxed copies of the Bill of Rights. Absolutely every individual holding some […] Read more
This morning I got up with the sun like I always do. I don’t have a rooster like I did as a child in Norfolk, but it’s become an ingrained habit to wake up three hours before it’s strictly necessary so I can sit and stare at the wall for a while. It’s my thinking […] Read more
The MTV Video Music Awards have always featured some intriguing fashion choices, but last week’s 2010 VMAs produced what can arguably be called the most controversial statement in recent memory – the Jeffery Dahmer tribute dress worn by pop icon Lady Gaga. Above: Lady Gaga displays some of her meat cuts at the 2010 VMAs […] Read more
I Can’t Believe 311 Has Sold More Albums Than Me By Conor Oberst Story by Jacob Fricke | Published Sep 21, 2010 “Cassadaga” is the greatest album ever recorded. If you disagree with me, you’re part of the problem and I hate you. Above: Conor Oberst Photo illustration by Courtesy Photo. … You mean I […] Read more
