Giraldo Bismarck, 35-year-old largely oversized Lincoln native, grew up in the cold, hardened public schooling system — a system run by bullies, stuck-up parents and bitch-ass teachers. Such a hostile environment became a feeding frenzy for those who sought it necessary to beat down on the chubby youngster. Until the fourth grade, Bismarck found himself being […] Read more
By minor bar critic Duncan Moore, freshman Located on 14th and P street, it certainly is a long walk from Harper Hall, but I’m sure the Zoo Bar is worth it. Established in 1973 and with a large selection of quality food, drink and music, the Zoo Bar has it all for a future 21-year-old […] Read more
If you’ve ever rented before, you know the deal: your grubby landlord is as low-maintenance as his properties. His breath smells like late fees and his demeanor is as slouched as one of your living room walls. You’ve reminded him repeatedly of the unstable foundation and constant parade of roaches, and simply want him to […] Read more
Your monthly look at who’s up and who’s down on the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus. Henry Owens, Mechanical Engineering Professor: The only person unaffected by the budget cuts. Cupid O’Daniel, Junior: The only time his name doesn’t sound ridiculous. Rex Burkhead, Patriots Running Back, Former Husker: Super Bowl Champ? Also wanted by Massachusetts police for […] Read more
So, uhh, I’ve been laying in bed with my “Mr. Sean Hannity blow-up conservabuddy” for the past three and a half hours, and I’ve gotta say, I’m unimpressed. The instructions clearly say to lather the mouth area with a generous amount of “Foxy Lad’s butter gush super lube” (which needless to say, was not included […] Read more
Recently, The DailyER was given a special copy of the latest “Kidz Bop 34” album ahead of its release date. Let me tell you, Kidz Bop referred to this album as a special edition, and it’s special alright; a special piece of crap. First, let’s start with the vocals. Whoever thought it was a good idea to […] Read more
In one of the craziest logistics disasters of recent memory, Kentucky Fried Chicken was forced to temporarily shut down over half of their 900 stores throughout the United Kingdom due to chicken shortages at restaurants. Although the crisis is now over, the news sent shock waves around the United Kingdom as no one could believe the […] Read more
Hippies be damned: I don’t like them, their trees or their hugging. I hate the outside. I like buildings and I like being inside of them. Millions of years ago, dinosaurs ruled the world. They were big and couldn’t fit inside of caves. You know what could? Mammals. Mammals could. You know what happened to […] Read more
If his stance on policies didn’t gross you out enough, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell added one more reason to hate him to the list. On a gusty Tuesday in Washington D.C., a DailyER investigative reporter was tailing McConnell in an effort to expose him saying indecent things about the president but discovered something much more […] Read more
Your monthly look at who’s up, who’s down and who’s keeping the pace at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Kelsey Beyer – senior: Didn’t show up for any classes during syllabus week Aaron Dominguez – professor Phillip Malzer – graduate: Got a new job at the Ross theatre. Congrats. Lance Jimenez – junior Jordy Tshimanga – […] Read more
