In early January, Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts unveiled a new set of cuts to the University of Nebraska-Lincoln as the state tax money continues to decrease. In order to help cover the millions of dollars reduced from the budget, the Nebraska Athletics department will begin selling ad space on all sports jerseys. The plan to […] Read more
“We honestly should have caught this sooner,” lamented University of Nebraska-Lincoln Athletic Director Bill Moos. “The ‘CURLS GET THE GIRLS’ tattoo should have been a dead giveaway.” Bill Moos’ seat is warm after this latest mistake. While he thought he was hiring Scott Frost to coach football, Frost was thinking something entirely different. “I mean, […] Read more
The University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s budget is on the chopping block, and you know whose fault it is? It’s YOURS! YOU, the students, have been taking advantage of UNL’s generosity for years, wastefully using up every resource in sight. Here are some tips on how to be a better campus citizen and save the school we […] Read more
After paying a record $963 million for the rights to the 2018 Winter Olympic Games, NBC has some revenue to catch up on. Over the next two weeks, NBC has asked its Olympic partners to cleverly disguise their advertisements as Olympic coverage in order to keep their audience engaged. By doing this, they hope that […] Read more
In a shocking turn of events that have unfolded over the past week, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln is getting ready to say goodbye to a few degree programs. Among the programs being cut are art history, geography and electronics engineering. However, the most surprising major program slated to get the boot soon is the undeclared […] Read more
Money is not always easy to manage. When times are hard, there is simply not enough to go around, and such is the case with the State of Nebraska’s revenue for 2018. Governor Pete Ricketts, like his hairline, cannot simply comb over the state’s budget without first addressing the roots of recession. “We’re facing a […] Read more
This past Monday started off like any regular Monday for me. I woke up at 8 a.m., brushed my teeth, ate two bowls of Frosted Flakes and made my way to my Modern Art class. You know, the usual. I then ate six slices of pepperoni pizza at Selleck for lunch. Again, nothing unusual. After […] Read more
Husker football season has been over for almost three months, yet heartbreak has struck the Huskers once again. This year for Valentine’s Day, the Nebraska Cornhuskers mascot, Herbie Husker, has asked the Creighton Bluejays mascot, Billy Bluejay, to be his Valentine, instead of the Huskers’ younger, alternate mascot, Lil’ Red. Lil’ Red was shocked to […] Read more
By Lonely Uncle Jerry For the first time in 27 years, I’m going to be alone on Valentine’s Day, and I need to vent. My wife Margaret left last summer after I was fired from my office job, and I decided to start a folk band instead of looking for a new job. It’s been […] Read more
Talk about putting the Love back into Library. This Valentine’s Day, Love Library will offer study rooms to students looking to “get it on” in a secluded, but safe environment. “I think it’s a really nice gesture,” said freshman animal science major Allison Bohannon. “My boyfriend and I can’t get a moment alone anymore thanks […] Read more
