Life hack alert! A local student who has asked to be unnamed has completely gamed the system! Instead of working a part-time job on the nights and weekends, he has been making money donating plasma screen TVs that he steals!

“I never really thought I would make so much money,” said the mystery genius. “It started out as a way to help people in need, and also a way to fulfill my bizarre Robin Hood fetish.”

This anonymous hero has been stealing plasma screen TVs from the homes of rich people in South Lincoln for three years now, but only recently thought to make a few bucks off them. For a while he just stored them in his bedroom and built up quite the collection.

“I had every inch of wall covered with unadulterated plasma screen television,” the bright burglar admitted. “Of course, I never used any of them, they were purely for show until I figured out people still buy these things.”

And surprisingly enough, people still do buy these things! [Redacted] is one of the mystery mugger’s best clients, and just can’t get enough of these plasma screens, spending upwards of $230 a week on televisions.

“I love, love, love taking these TVs off the hands of this young fellow,” said [Redacted] in a follow-up interview with The DailyER. “It’s easy money too, this kid has no idea how little I’m paying him on a weekly basis for something so valuable.”