May 2018

UNL’s new automatic sinks are in fact racist

After this past election, Nazis aren’t the only things thrusting us back to the dreaded early 1900s. UNL’s automatic sinks are also joining the club. It has come to the attention of the thirty black students attending UNL, that the new automatic sinks are actually, in fact, racist. African American student and junior agricultural economics major Jeffrey Doust exclaimed […] Read more

Student discovered wandering Love Library for two days after trying to find checkout desk

A University of Nebraska-Lincoln freshman was discovered on the third floor of Love Library last Friday with a copy of “Slaughterhouse Five.” The student, Paul Hayward, was found extremely dehydrated and delusional by custodial staff while he was licking a window. “When I found him he wasn’t making any sense,” said Martha W., a library […] Read more