I am so lazy.
Wow, what a surprise you say?
But not at all, I’m exceptionally lazy!
I’m a laziness expert, plus a connoisseur. And If you are lucky, just google “lazy,” and you’ll find a little picture of me taking a nap.
If it was up to me, I’d be lying on a beach, sipping strong cocktails made of fermented roots, watching trashy memes while my servants hand-feed me with pieces of mango.
Alas, that is not my life. I’m sitting here in ecology class.
Like so many of you, I’m supposed to breathe and naturally undergo a process called cellular respiration, but I am too lazy to go over that. This action clearly interferes with my laziness. To be accurate, I am not happy to breathe, it is too physically demanding.
If you are like me — too lazy to breathe — you can join me…