Porn Critic Sasha Sins has given the film “Black Swan” an “F” in her most recent column, due to hit stands tomorrow in the newest issue of “Hustler Magazine.”
In what is arguably the harshest review of the film so far, Sins bashes the film for lack of extreme sexual content and nudity.
“These Porn films want to try and create a narrative arc, but come on… they are still porn films. I mean, all they could give us is one sex scene, and they don’t even show anything,” Sins said.
“In fact, I would say the scene wasn’t even erotic. It was just plain creepy. Worst. Porn. Film. Ever.”
Sins even took the unusual step of immediately adding the film to her “Worst Porn Films” list, instead of waiting her customary one year. She took this extreme step because it was, she said, “that un-pornographic.”
“It just had no eroticism at its heart. I understand that big actresses like Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis don’t want to get too nasty in front of the camera, but they at least need to give us something,” Sins continued.
“If they were so scared of getting naked and having sex in front of a camera, why did they star in a porn film? It doesn’t make any sense. It was just a terrible attempt at porn.”