Oh hell yeah, it’s Spring Break! This year, it’s gonna get wild! Grab your wallet, run to the nearest Dollar General or CVS Pharmacy and buy literally EVERY beach ball they have in stock. Actually, make the employees order more beach balls so you can buy as many beach balls as possible. Once you have all the beach balls, just blow them up and have fun at home! South Padre Island? Nope, not for me. Cancun? More like CAN’T-cun. All you’re gonna need is a lawn chair, a six-pack of Tangy Original Sunny D and like, 53 beach balls. Now what could be more fun than that? Hurry! Go get your beach balls before the entire world supply of beach balls is depleted!