Jesus Christ, just get me the hell out of this godforsaken wasteland. UNL’s motto is “there’s no place like Nebraska!” and I swear that better be true. Every night I dream forlornly of a place that is as non-Nebraska as humanly possible. So I’m going to Perth, Australia, for spring break, on the clear opposite side of the globe, so I can be as far away from any kind of corn or husking on this sad little planet as possible. I would have preferred to go to the next star over, Proxima Centauri, but apparently that’s sorta expensive. God, wouldn’t that be nice, a good solid 4.22 light years of distance between me and UNL.

Totally gonna be back right on time on March 26th for my 8 a.m. class all nice and refreshed though.