University of Nebraska-Lincoln locker rooms will be returned to their normal levels of microbial activity in time for the Fall 2020 semester, director of Campus Recreation Jeremy Bell told reporters Tuesday. “Following the current COVID-19 pandemic, UNL locker rooms will resume being covered in the proper amount of filth that our students have come to […] Read more
In times of uncertainty, things are starting to become a little more certain for everyone. Hit hard by the coronavirus pandemic, students had to quickly adjust to online class schedules for the remainder of the spring semester and into the summer semester. However, University of Nebraska-Lincoln Chancellor Ronnie Green provided some clarity for Husker students […] Read more
Because of its misleading name, many people around the world (who are we kidding, only in the U.S.) are under the impression that the coronavirus is caused by drinking Corona beer. The virus being researched and treated close to home isn’t helping, as the main consumers of Corona on campus are paranoid and too young […] Read more
Phi Kappa Theta, the Catholic fraternity, has been around since Jesus and the disciples realized the expense of rent and bought a house together. The chapter at UNL, often referred to as the “Fratican,” is continuing the traditions first set in stone by Jesus and Peter on that special rock. For example, the Fratican has […] Read more
At the Husker volleyball game last Saturday night, two students were discovered engaging in sexual intercourse inside the Lil’ Red inflatable costume by a UNL athletic department official. The crime was committed during the match against Wichita State at the Devaney Center, specifically during the halftime show. However, game attendees and players had grown suspicious […] Read more
Jeremy, this is the fifth time you’ve been here this week and I have a East Asian civ midterm in two hours, you need to finish whatever you’re doing in my shower and get out of here right now. I know it’s nice and warm and moist but there are plenty of other spots in […] Read more
The broken, pothole-covered, dark murky waters surrounding University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s Computer Science and Math building Avery Hall create a fog of doom and dread. It’s hard not to become frighteningly frozen solid by fear when the misty and furious gales come down from the dread prairie and into the parking lot. Like Merry and Pippin […] Read more
After Lil Nas X combined rap and country music into his summer hit “Old Town Road” and did surprising collaborations with artists like Billy Ray Cryus and Mason Ramsey to name a few, the world has been looking for another genius combination of music genres. Artists all over the world have been mixing genres in […] Read more
The class of 2022 has officially settled into their dorms and are finding their routine for the next four years. More importantly, they are in the process of finding out how to survive in their day-to-day lives of college. Freshmen Jeffrey Stevens and Francis Jacobson are feeling moved into and comfortable in their new dorm […] Read more
Relax, clowns are just people: It’s not cool to judge people by how they express themselves. Clowns are often gauged as threatening or sketchy, but they’re just trying to break through the mold and create their own niche in society. Do you get freaked out when people wear makeup in public? No? Then why let […] Read more
