In a bizarre turn of events, Lil’ Red’s remains were discovered in an ice cream storage unit at the UNL Dairy Store on Tuesday. Despite thousands fondly recollecting recent interactions with him, forensic experts determined that he has been frozen for roughly 13 years. “Wow. That’s, like, so creepy,” said junior sarcasm major Sierra Young […] Read more
In the nearly 10 months of his presidency, Donald Trump has done some scary things on many non-Halloween days. However, his newest controversy might be the scariest and strangest of all. At 9:34 this morning, Trump made an announcement saying that effective immediately, the national anthem of the United States will no longer be “The Star-Spangled […] Read more
As Halloween draws closer and closer, the decision of what costume to to wear becomes more critical with each passing day. However, some have already tried on their costumes and boy do they look good. Confirmed by various DailyER gossip reporters, Lil’ Red is set to debut a cowboy costume for Halloween and early reviews are positive. […] Read more
In a press conference after last Saturday evening’s football loss to Ohio State, Nebraska head coach Mike Riley, after being asked what he thought about his team’s performance, wondered aloud if selling his soul to the devil was worth it for only two consecutive wins. “After our 1-2 start, I was ready to do just […] Read more
Haunted houses are all the rage during Halloween as they use scares and frights to earn big bucks over the holiday season. While everyone already knows about mainstays like Roca Scary Farms and Scary Acres, one popular building is trying to get into the festive action. With budget concerns haunting the state of Nebraska indefinitely, politicians […] Read more
Halloween has always been a big deal for me, and that’s why for the first year living on my own, I wanted to go all out with decorations. Currently, I have 37 hand-carved pumpkins decorating my lawn, and about 100 paper skeletons hanging up around the house. Now, while getting geared up for the Halloween […] Read more
Getting laughs in class was all in an easy day’s work for fifth-year senior Benjamin Penny, resident wise-ass of ECON101. But it was what he did in his free time that made his classmates weary. “I don’t see what the big problem is here,” Penny said. “I like being goofy, I like hanging out in […] Read more
Recent visitors to Breitbart’s website got more than they bargained for when it was revealed Tuesday that the self-proclaimed “voice of the alt-right” Breitbart News was still scaring people after Halloween had long passed. In what will undoubtedly prove to be the least worrisome thing to befall the publication in recent months, visitors to the […] Read more
The Spooky Pre-Halloween House Party at Tommy Hanson’s apartment was absolutely kicking Saturday night. That is, until complete buzzkill Carl Jenkins walked with a straight back into the spooky scene of costumes with no costume of his own. Because of this, Hanson – unaware that Jenkins was actually Cape Cod Flayer Adam Bradley dressed in […] Read more
Emma Peters looks forward to the Halloween season every year. From the costumes to the parties, the last few weeks of October are some of her favorite weeks all year. This past weekend, however, Peters got more than she bargained for. A party at her coworker Nate Kelley’s house had one of the most terrifying […] Read more
