For over a century, fans of the Nebraska Cornhuskers have proudly displayed the Huskers’ “N” logo on their clothes, cars and household appliances. But a recent announcement from departing University of Nebraska-Lincoln Chancellor Harvey Perlman has changed everything. “As my time as chancellor comes to an end, I thought it was time to let Husker […] Read more
Four weeks into the semester and sophomore student Richard Holden is at a complete loss for words. “I don’t know man,” Holden somberly exhaled while gathering his thoughts. “You see, I’m taking this meteorology course to fulfill an ACE 4 requirement, but nothing the professor does ever makes any sense.” Standing up from his chair, […] Read more
Breaking the rules that he typically uses to evaluate professors at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, freshman journalism major Dave Banks decided his new photography professor is cool despite the lack of profanities carelessly tossed around in lecture. “One thing I love about college is how there aren’t any rules,” Banks said. “Professors can cuss whenever […] Read more
Any successful college student knows the importance of arriving to class on time. But in recent weeks, even the most studious of scholars have been filing in late to Professor Darryl Fisher’s Intro to Psychology lecture at the Mary Riepma Ross Media Arts Center. “No one shows up on time to Fisher’s class anymore, because […] Read more
After sprinting across the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus and arriving at Burnett Hall three minutes after her philosophy class’s start time, sophomore accounting major Julia Jacobsen was dismayed to see that, once again, the only open seats were those directly behind Lil’ Red, the Nebraska Cornhuskers’ 8-foot inflatable mascot. Begrudgingly, Jacobsen took her seat at […] Read more
Now that the football season is over, Nebraska Head Coach and resident nice guy Mike Riley has a lot more free time on his hands. While preparation for next season is important, Riley also values the bond with the university and local community. At a press conference last week, Riley indicted that he is willing […] Read more
As Husker football continues to rule all, the Nebraska men’s basketball team has struggled to make an impact on the city. This was particularly evident during a home game against Michigan, when one Nebrasketball fan was seen aggressively performing the traveling motion during the game, hoping to the influence the refs. According the people sitting […] Read more
Phi Kappa Psi fraternity has received some bad publicity in recent days due to a video which reportedly contained evidence of hazing. The video in question allegedly showed a student, understood to be a pledge of the fraternity, being branded with the fraternity’s Greek letters. In light of this news chapter president Francis Gobbles gave […] Read more
Frequent grunting was heard across University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s campus the past few weeks, especially in conversations relating to the school’s football team. While observers first assumed the grunts were uttered in frustration over the team’s 5-7 record, they soon realized the sound was actually a new nickname for the team. Since the turn of the […] Read more
In a landmark study released by the University of Nebraska-Lincoln Psychology Department, researchers have concluded that at least one human being on the planet thinks about you in a sexual, yet also angry, manner. “Despite how insignificant you may think that you are, one poor schlock out there is extremely aroused by you,” Dr. Don […] Read more
