Listen up, conspiracy theorists! For any of you who believe in that ridiculous “Flat Earth Theory,” buckle your seatbelts because you’re about to go on a crazy ride. Everything you thought you knew about our home planet of Earth is about to be tossed out the window! And the craziest part about this whole thing […] Read more
What has been a tumultuous semester for the University of Nebraska-Lincoln administration is finally starting to settle down thanks to a new university-wide policy regarding the consumption of cannabis. UNL students will soon be able to enjoy the luxury of smoking marijuana on campus, under one condition: the bong water used must be Aquafina, a brand of water […] Read more
Students, faculty, and fans of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln are trying to make sense of what could be the biggest surprise in the history of this state. Last night, senior pre-criminology student Daphne Blake and her dog uncovered a sinister plot being perpetrated by none other than former Husker football coach Bo Pelini. UNL’s new […] Read more
Nebraska Cornhuskers football has always been a team of tradition. Fans from across the country show support for the team, no matter how good or bad they are doing. Being a member of this historic team is an honor not many get to have. To say you wore the scarlet and cream on Football Saturdays […] Read more
Hoards of students gathered around the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s Mueller Tower after news that the tower will no longer play classical music. Effective immediately, the tower will now only play straight “bangerz.” The change came about after complaints emerged of students falling asleep during their short walks to class. Christy Timpson, a junior computer science major, […] Read more
Point: The Great Outdoors Fresh air, a cool breeze, incredible views, what could be better than the great outdoors? There are few things more therapeutic than climbing up a tree or feeling the soft grass on your feet. In addition to nature’s calming powers, the great outdoors presents views and vistas beyond our wildest dreams. […] Read more
The Spring 2018 semester at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln is about to come to a close and one of UNL’s mainstays for the past decade is coming to a close as well: the Union Runza. Offering students a reasonably priced place to eat for lunch or dinner, the Union Runza will close after Chick-fil-A and Steak […] Read more
A local elephant named Stompy Joe was bewildered on Saturday after an entire coffeehouse somehow managed to overlook his obvious presence. “I feel like such an outsider sometimes,” the gargantuan said as he inconspicuously used his trunk to sip drinks at a neighboring table. “This is almost as bad as the time I got invited […] Read more
UNL students will soon have a new option for paying their student bill in MyRed. The Office of the UNL Bursar, located in 121 Canfield Administration Building, announced this week that they will begin accepting payment in the form of Pocket Points, referring to a popular app that rewards students for not using their phones […] Read more
Last Monday was like any other Monday morning for University of Nebraska-Lincoln accounting professor Gene Little. His 8:30 a.m. section of Accounting II was about half full, with less than half of students present actually paying attention. Little’s students are usually ready to leave five minutes early, with the sounds of folders being stuffed into backpacks and […] Read more
