So, uhh, I’ve been laying in bed with my “Mr. Sean Hannity blow-up conservabuddy” for the past three and a half hours, and I’ve gotta say, I’m unimpressed. The instructions clearly say to lather the mouth area with a generous amount of “Foxy Lad’s butter gush super lube” (which needless to say, was not included […] Read more
Recently, The DailyER was given a special copy of the latest “Kidz Bop 34” album ahead of its release date. Let me tell you, Kidz Bop referred to this album as a special edition, and it’s special alright; a special piece of crap. First, let’s start with the vocals. Whoever thought it was a good idea to […] Read more
In one of the craziest logistics disasters of recent memory, Kentucky Fried Chicken was forced to temporarily shut down over half of their 900 stores throughout the United Kingdom due to chicken shortages at restaurants. Although the crisis is now over, the news sent shock waves around the United Kingdom as no one could believe the […] Read more
Hippies be damned: I don’t like them, their trees or their hugging. I hate the outside. I like buildings and I like being inside of them. Millions of years ago, dinosaurs ruled the world. They were big and couldn’t fit inside of caves. You know what could? Mammals. Mammals could. You know what happened to […] Read more
If his stance on policies didn’t gross you out enough, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell added one more reason to hate him to the list. On a gusty Tuesday in Washington D.C., a DailyER investigative reporter was tailing McConnell in an effort to expose him saying indecent things about the president but discovered something much more […] Read more
Your monthly look at who’s up, who’s down and who’s keeping the pace at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Kelsey Beyer – senior: Didn’t show up for any classes during syllabus week Aaron Dominguez – professor Phillip Malzer – graduate: Got a new job at the Ross theatre. Congrats. Lance Jimenez – junior Jordy Tshimanga – […] Read more
What started out as a regular, Saturday trip to the mall turned into a nightmare for local boyfriend Jeff Rowan. “My girlfriend told me she just wanted to stop by Forever 21 for a couple minutes,” said Rowan in an exclusive interview with The DailyER. “A couple minutes pass, and the next thing I know, […] Read more
“No, you’re not seeing the problem from the right angle! You have to crack this nut, you buffoon!” shrieked 6-year-old squirrel Arnold Grassworth, born somewhere near Love Library, as he helped a confused freshman in the physics resource center in Jorgensen Hall. Arnold’s story is one of constant struggle and woe. Everyone told him he would […] Read more
Red Letter Days are quite the affair at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, bringing in a multitude of eager students to tour Nebraska’s largest university, meet respected faculty and preemptively establish campus dominance. On Jan. 26, Keith Hampton, a Lincoln high school senior, wore his coveted high school letter jacket, securing permanent respect on the UNL […] Read more
In a recent statement made by the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, school chancellor Ronnie Green announced that the university is “canceling weather” after a weather fiasco caused a video of a student doing a failed cartwheel to be featured on ESPN. “Due to the unpredictability of weather combined with our lack of common sense, we decided […] Read more
