Following the release of the Panama Papers- a series of documents exposing world leaders’ offshore tax havens- a local satirical publication’s newsroom was let down. Hours into digging through document after document, The DailyER’s staff failed to find any reference to its publication. However, it did find potentially incriminating evidence against ranking state officials in […] Read more
Even though college football is still months away from kicking off, preparation for next season is in full swing as practices and the spring red and white game are just around the corner. Many fans are intrigued by a new recruit who could add an edge to the team. No recruit is more tantalizing than […] Read more
by the Bathtub Dogs Okay, time to set the record straight. We’re the Bathtub Dogs. Ever heard of us? We’re only the highest-requested a capella group at this fine establishment known as the University of Nebraska–Lincoln. For those of you too lame to know, a capella isn’t like that bullshit movie “Pitch Perfect” or “Pitch […] Read more
At his April 1 State of the University Address – his final one – Chancellor Harvey Perlman announced plans to reverse his intention to retire, which he announced last year on the same date. Instead, Perlman will continue his duties with no clear plans to step down in sight. “That was definitely a joke,” Perlman […] Read more
Editor’s Note: This article is a part of the Daily Nebraskan and DailyER joint satirical issue, the HalfasskanER. I’m pretty let down about the spring concert this year. UPC usually does a great job of booking things college students enjoy, like hypnotists and motivational speakers who aren’t quite good enough to have a TED talk. […] Read more
Editor’s note: This article is a part of the Daily Nebraskan and DailyER joint satirical issue, the HalfasskanER. Walking into Michael’s Diner, I was immediately struck by the smell of food. It was clear this was the kind of place you could get something to eat, although I only learned later on it was going […] Read more
Editor’s note: This article is part of the Daily Nebraskan and DailyER joint satirical issue, the HalfasskanER. In a stunning turn of events, a review conducted by Business Insider listed University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s very own Nebraska Union as the fourth-best union in the country. It beat out several prestigious labor unions, including the Union […] Read more
Editor’s note: This article is a part of the Daily Nebraskan and DailyER joint satirical issue, the HalfasskanER. Recently elected Association of Students of the University of Nebraska President Spencer Hartman spoke early and often about fanning the flames burning within students, as well as turning their fiery passions into raging infernos. And although Hartman […] Read more
Local food critics were shocked this week when popular fast food restaurant Runza introduced their new “9 for $14 Meal Deal” to customers. The deal, offering significant savings yet a notably ridiculous quantity of food, comes on the heels of similar, yet more reasonable, offers from McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King. “It’s a fantastic value,” […] Read more
There’s one thing everyone knows: Larry David is old. But imagine for a moment that he wasn’t. Now you’re probably thinking that’s crazy talk, and it is, but just imagine for a moment that the executive producer of “Seinfeld” and star of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” had Progeria, the disease which afflicted the titular character from […] Read more
