EXCLUSIVE: The El Chapo interview

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The following is an exclusive, possibly illegal email exchange between The DailyER, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s premier satire newspaper, and the infamous Mexican druglord El Chapo.

 

From: The DailyER
Sent: Wednesday, January 20, 2016 5:00 PM
To: elchapo@cartel.com
Subject: Interview request
>hey
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From: The DailyER
Sent: Wednesday, January 20, 2016 5:05 PM
To: elchapo@cartel.com
Subject: Interview request
>hey u there
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From: The DailyER
Sent: Wednesday, January 20, 2016 5:13 PM
To: elchapo@cartel.com
Subject: Interview request
>please respond
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From: The DailyER
Sent: Wednesday, January 20, 2016 5:32 PM
To: elchapo@cartel.com
Subject: Interview request
>mr. chapo please respond
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Wow. A look into the mind of an infamous criminal. This has been a DailyER exclusive.