November 2011

NBA Outsourced To China

Negotiations between team owners and the NBA Players Association halted Wednesday when it became officially announced the the National Basketball Association had indeed be sold to a coalition of buyers in China. The men’s basketball league’s season has been in jeopardy ever since an agreement could not be reached between the players and owners over […] Read more

Ron Brown Beginning To Question Relationship Between Christianity, Football

Nebraska Running Backs Coach Ron Brown told reporters yesterday that he was started to have “second thoughts” about the relationship between Christianity and football. Stating that he never before had trouble noticing the strong correlation between worshipping an all-powerful God and a sport where men violently beat each other and attempt to put an egg-shaped […] Read more

Occupy Lincoln Provides Local Media With Weeks Of Almost-News Stories

The Occupy Lincoln protest, consisting of nearly fifty people camping outside of Centennial Mall, have been giving local media, including the Lincoln Journal-Star and the Daily Nebraskan, a plethora of the closest thing to news stories either publication has seen since the University of Nebraska-Lincoln Cornhusker Football Team’s trip to the National Championship game in […] Read more