Quite apart from being Second-in-command to the Big Red button, it’s really not bragging to say I’m also an expert in a lot of other stuff. I’ve ridden a lot of trains in my day, for instance. And nothing can really compare with the feeling of sharing one magical, long, lonely ride from DC to […] Read more
During a campaign stop in Brooklyn, New York, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney decided to evoke an issue that has been so far neglected during the Republican primary: states’ rights. Flanked by Ad-Rock and MCA of the Beastie Boys, a visibly inebriated Romney announced that “it’s time to bring the fight to the PEOPLE. We […] Read more
The Association of Students of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln unanimously passed senate bill number 6 last night demanding that Netflix’s instant streaming service add “Boy Meets World” “as soon as humanly possible.” ASUN President Lane Carr called the bill a step in the right direction for college students everywhere and a “slap in the face” […] Read more
Following the Republican Party of South Carolina’s decision to designate Newt Gingrich as its choice for President, the United States of America decided it was time to end their relationship with South Carolina. A letter, written by President Obama, told the people of South Carolina that the nation “can no longer afford to be held […] Read more
Occupy Lincoln recently reached its 100th day and still seems to be going. The DailyER Nebraskan took to the streets to ask local residents how they felt about it. “At first I had to respect their resilience, but now it’s just getting old. I mean seriously, what did these people do for Christmas? Don’t they […] Read more
It was as normal a weekend as ever. Lincoln native and UNL sophomore Katy Howard had taken along her current boyfriend of two months, Roger Browning, to yet another art museum. On this particular date, Roger drove the two to Omaha to view the Joslyn Art Museum. After an hour of fighting sleep and the […] Read more
The UNL housing department is on the defensive this week after claims that several students are being quarantined in the UNL health center with possible SARS-related symptoms. The department continues to deny the rumor even as evidence mounts against them, including the head of Center for Disease Control and Prevention stating that there was a […] Read more
High school sweethearts James Hill and Stacy Grishom have been together for nearly five years. Hill proposed to Grishom on New Year’s Eve and Grishom accepted. Later that week the pair announced their engagement to friends and family. They plan to be wed following their graduation from the University in May, but following their engagement […] Read more
Doug Emery, City Council chair of Lincoln’s Northeast District, announced in last Friday’s meeting that the Bob Devaney Center, home to the Nebraska Cornhuskers basketball team, was named Lincoln’s fifth most beloved venue for basketball. The complex, named for celebrated Cornhusker football coach Bob Devaney, dropped one place from last year’s rankings due to a […] Read more
The White House came under fire Monday during the weekly press release when documents pertaining to certain Executive expenditures revealed an abnormality on the President’s VISA account. Conservative news anchor Steve Doocy revealed the President Barack Obama spent an inordinate amount at a local Five Guys restaurant. “As the upcoming election grows nearer, presidential candidate’s […] Read more
