The sitcom premise of a woman finding a new roommate whose character attributes are the exact opposite of hers will be used by 20 new shows this fall, including four on the same night as part of CBS’ Tuesday night lineup. “Well, you know, the characters don’t have the same name in each show so […] Read more
On September 8, President Barack Obama unveiled his plan to create jobs and get America’s work force back on its feet. The President said he has high hopes that the Republicans and Democrats can reach across the aisle and finally put the United States back on track. But questions are now being asked on both […] Read more
It has been a tough year for Toyota. On Monday, CEO Akita Toyoda announced the latest in a series of embarrassing recalls for the auto company, offering his apologies to the public. “I am afraid I must tell you that the 2011-model Japanese Prime Minister, known by the popular name ‘Naoto Kan,’ is under recall,” […] Read more
With a childlike enthusiasm and glee that can light up a room, Vice President Joe Biden is beloved by people all over the nation. After calling for a press conference late Monday evening, a nervous Biden stepped up to the podium. After a furtive glance over his shoulder, the visibly perspiring Biden swallowed. Then, in […] Read more
ames Dixon is a man who is driven by an insatiable desire to make the world a better place. Even after a tragic accident that took both his hands, Dixon refuses to surrender. “When I was young, my parents were killed by a hitman, who turned out to be linked to a drug cartel, who […] Read more
Following a slow presentation from the Republican party during the beginning of election season, it was reported that due to an error in the GOP’s nomination process, current president Barack Obama would in fact be automatically re-elected to the position of President of the United States of America. “The error occurred when, of the rumored […] Read more
In a rare college performance last Wednesday, President MC Obama debuted his newest single at George Washington University. His latest track is titled “Budget Proposal” and is roughly 43 and a half minutes long. The song debuted was in front of a packed house filled with government officials and students alike–Obama’s typical cult following. […] Read more
Make-A-Wish Recipient Regrets Wish Story by Matt Sueper | Published Apr 19, 2011 Last Tuesday, “Little” Timmy Roberts, age eight, was finally able to fulfill his lifelong dream of meeting his sports hero, third-baseman for the New York Yankees Alex Rodriguez, through the Make-A-Wish Foundation. A resident of Lincoln, Timmy has been a fan of […] Read more
Following reports of a severe spike in depressed pets during the last year, researchers at the University of California – Santa Cruz found a surprising correlation between a rare, little-investigated disorder among Midwestern pets and a certain American Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA)-sponsored commercial featuring popular 1990’s recording artist Sarah McLachlan. The […] Read more
In an act of charity, Disney is sending pictures of Disney World to poor families across the nation. These “gift packages” include high-definition photos of various attractions, as well as descriptions of the “magic” that a Disney park can bring to the average family. Disney is hoping that the pictures and descriptions will be enough […] Read more
