In an article posted last month by Nebraska State Senator Steve Erdman, Erdman voiced his thoughts over the Universitiy of Nebraska-Lincoln’s decision to hire a vice chancellor of diversity, claiming that it would only make white Christian conservative males unsafe. Students have responded to the senator’s speech in surprising ways. A few students reveled in the article’s awareness of the […] Read more
After this past election, Nazis aren’t the only things thrusting us back to the dreaded early 1900s. UNL’s automatic sinks are also joining the club. It has come to the attention of the thirty black students attending UNL, that the new automatic sinks are actually, in fact, racist. African American student and junior agricultural economics major Jeffrey Doust exclaimed […] Read more
By Uncle Terry Look here pal, I’m a straight shooter, and I don’t buy into all this “political correctness” crap. I’m a straight shooter just like our president, Donald J. Trump, I call’s em as I see’s em, and I see’s ‘em as I don’t like black people all that much. Now yeah, I get […] Read more
As racial tensions have continued to pressure his presidential administration, Donald Trump has gotten himself into a complex controversy that most anyone with common sense could have avoided. After not denouncing white supremacists after the Charlottesville riot and half-heartedly condoning their actions and then retracting that two days later, our commander-in-chief has been cast as a Nazi […] Read more
Rick Hartley doesn’t have much time for political correctness, or as he calls it, “being a liberal pussy”. According to sources, the area libertarian has a lengthy history of loudly listing off political issues to anyone within earshot, utilizing just enough lengthy words as to appear not entirely batshit. According to witnesses, this past Friday […] Read more
Despite a string of critical injuries and issues with consistency among their white pitchers, Red Sox fans are sure that this season’s problems are the sole responsibility of the team’s African-American players. “I mean, it’s not that I’m racist or anything. I have black friends. But if Adrian Beltre would hit the fucking ball better […] Read more
