January 2021

After Shutting Down All Covid Testing Sites, UNL Tells Students To “Figure It Out”

The COVID-19 pandemic has affected every aspect of our lives, and for students at UNL, it has brought many new routines. The biggest one is required saliva-based testing every 10 days, following CDC guidelines.   This week UNL has decided to change the routine by closing all testing locations after Wednesday. Students checking the “Safer Community” […] Read more

Snowplow drivers save citizens from paying parking fines by plowing their cars off the road

After the blizzard on Monday, an announcement from Lincoln Police stating that officers will be enforcing the 24-hour parking ban. This “year-round” violation requires citizens to move their car within 24 hours to prevent being ticketed or towed. The special enforcement this week will be to allow plows to finish clearing the streets and prep […] Read more

UNL bursar’s office announces new student fee because, fuck it, why not?

The bursar’s office at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln announced a new fucking student fee Friday, effective for the Spring 2021 semester. “The new ‘campus sidewalk’ fee will be assessed to all students for their use of UNL’s sidewalks, roads, and alleys,” explained Charles Watson, director of the UNL bursar’s office. “We thought it was appropriate […] Read more