Sen. Deb Fischer sat down for an exclusive interview with The DailyER to talk about her some of her latest thoughts on Italian food. With elections coming up, she believes it is more important now than ever to discuss her favorite cheesy bread and her fears regarding pasta. “Some of my deepest, darkest fears and […] Read more
By local father Dale Every parent’s child complains about a monster under the bed from time to time, so I was skeptical when my 4-year-old son Trevor told me about his. I didn’t believe him at first, but woah Nelly, I should have! There isn’t just a monster living under my son’s bed; it’s an […] Read more
What was supposed to be the sickest party of the year quickly turned into one of the lamest in recent history. Sophomores Blake Robinson and Scotty Williams invited everyone they knew to their newly rented home in the North Bottoms but regretfully failed to remind people to bring their own beer. This act of buffoonery […] Read more
Life hack alert! A local student who has asked to be unnamed has completely gamed the system! Instead of working a part-time job on the nights and weekends, he has been making money donating plasma screen TVs that he steals! “I never really thought I would make so much money,” said the mystery genius. “It […] Read more
Flat-earthers be warned, all theories have been debunked and thrown out the window. A group of scientists who prefer to remain anonymous revealed shocking new results in a private interview with The DailyER. Their studies suggest that the earth is in fact round, but surprisingly show that the moon is actually flat. “We weren’t expecting this […] Read more
By Gunner Redford When I dressed up in my good ol’ trusty cow boots n’ jeans last Tuesday, I was ready for one hell of a rodeo. Little did I rode-y-know that them folks in charge of career fairs ‘round here don’t know the first thing ‘bout a good fair. Instead of pigpens and horse […] Read more
Hey kids, I’ve been hearing a lot about springs breaking in these parts. I know it’s getting nicer outside and you feel like you need to let go of all the stress of your day to day lives. But how in the world are you going to do that with all these broken springs laying […] Read more
What started out as a regular, Saturday trip to the mall turned into a nightmare for local boyfriend Jeff Rowan. “My girlfriend told me she just wanted to stop by Forever 21 for a couple minutes,” said Rowan in an exclusive interview with The DailyER. “A couple minutes pass, and the next thing I know, […] Read more
Talk about putting the Love back into Library. This Valentine’s Day, Love Library will offer study rooms to students looking to “get it on” in a secluded, but safe environment. “I think it’s a really nice gesture,” said freshman animal science major Allison Bohannon. “My boyfriend and I can’t get a moment alone anymore thanks […] Read more
If you’ve recently partied with freshman marketing major Tony Nichols at his grandparents’ lovely home just outside of campus, partier beware! Papa and Nana Nichols may appear to be cool, lenient grandparents, but sources have confirmed that they are nothing but a couple of dirty snitches who are not about to let all of those Fireball […] Read more
