For a limited time only, visitors from all around can mosey on down to Lincoln, Nebraska’s capital, to behold the midwest’s biggest dick! Signs have been spread across bordering states Kansas, South Dakota, Iowa, and Colorado reading: “biggest dick, (insert number) miles away!” Those who have traveled far and wide have witnessed the sheer size […] Read more
Wednesday, February 2 was a bitter day: the weather kept people’s fingers cold and faces shivering under masks that were not doing enough to protect them on campus. COVID-19 cases were at an all-time high, and so many courses did not have an online option. It had been more than a month since Betty White […] Read more
At 10 am central on Thursday, February 11, freshman marketing major Tate Raton fell on his ass outside of COB with a total of 7 eyewitnesses. It was an extremely icy day with no visibility and 50 mph wind. “I really don’t get how he managed to fall…he kinda defied physics,” freshman Kristoff Nown. “He […] Read more
Sophomore Zeke Trexel is hungry as fuck. His stomach is rumbling from missing breakfast as he sits in his intro to anthropology course. The very excited professor is going on and on about monkeys, and all Zeke can think about is how delicious their meat must be. As he’s fantasizing about which marinade would go […] Read more
Widely followed sports and pop culture blog Barstool Sports has been publishing stories consistently despite the suspension of sports from the high school to professional level. A precaution taken as COVID-19 spreads, this cancellation has forced the company to think outside the box for their social media presence. Barstool sports has shared quarantine hacks, quarantine […] Read more
Because of its misleading name, many people around the world (who are we kidding, only in the U.S.) are under the impression that the coronavirus is caused by drinking Corona beer. The virus being researched and treated close to home isn’t helping, as the main consumers of Corona on campus are paranoid and too young […] Read more
Phi Kappa Theta, the Catholic fraternity, has been around since Jesus and the disciples realized the expense of rent and bought a house together. The chapter at UNL, often referred to as the “Fratican,” is continuing the traditions first set in stone by Jesus and Peter on that special rock. For example, the Fratican has […] Read more
The “Discover Weekly” feature on Spotify serves users every Monday by presenting fresh, new music to add to their playlists and saved songs. Students in higher education especially benefit from the regular dose of unfamiliar tunes tailored to their current tastes, as college can create an unsatisfying life of monotony. While browsing through his “Discover […] Read more
Monday, January 20 is Martin Luther King Jr. Day, and being a federal holiday, all classes are canceled. Racism has also been canceled, but only for this one week. Inspired by King, the University has held events and programs raising awareness and encouraging students to be open-minded, productive, and brave in the face of social […] Read more
Last Monday, Junior Jeremy Jenkins received a letter from his long-time girlfriend in the mail, notifying him that their relationship’s expiration date would be in two weeks. Devastated, he read the paper over and over again and even called for confirmation. What follows are the contents of the document, sans tear stains and snot wipings: […] Read more
