A student turning the ripe old age of 21 is bound to develop something short of a drinking problem, but junior Seth Waylan has taken it to a new level. Seth, in this first semester, has actually been more hungover than he has been sober, a feat that has seriously taken a toll on his […] Read more
Last Wednesday marked a significant moment in elementary school economic history when the bi-weekly bake sale by the Roger L. Townes elementary school dance team finalized a merger with a heated competitor. The bake sale made an agreement with a lemonade stand that popped up bi-weekly across the street. The history between the two snack […] Read more
For months now, the squirrels on campus have been organizing their efforts to overthrow the human dominance on campus. Just last weekend, they officially militarized Andrews Hall. It is now the military headquarters of UNL’s squirrels. Other buildings believed to be targeted are Architecture Hall and Henzlik Hall. The squirrels rallied around their leader, who […] Read more
A late-night meal at Village Inn turned sour last Saturday evening when local hoarder Gertrude Harris refused to pass a bottle of Heinz ketchup to a table of students just feet away. Other customers on-site at the time reported they were just as astounded at the inattentive service as they were at the selfishness of […] Read more
Story by Matt Sueper The ballots have been cast and it has been determined that, in the Association of Students of University of Nebraska presidential election, the IMPACT party won and the general student body lost. 17% of the student body has spoken, and another year of political drudgery and pointlessness will be carried out […] Read more
It was as normal a weekend as ever. Lincoln native and UNL sophomore Katy Howard had taken along her current boyfriend of two months, Roger Browning, to yet another art museum. On this particular date, Roger drove the two to Omaha to view the Joslyn Art Museum. After an hour of fighting sleep and the […] Read more
The Indianapolis Colts football team has officially been placed on the injured reserve list for the remainder of the season, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell reports. The Colts are the only team in the history of the league to successfully place its entire team on the injured reserve. The Detroit Lions attempted the same move during […] Read more
After the remarkable defensive performance against the Michigan State Spartans on October 29, Bo and Carl Pelini handed out the much longed-for “blackshirts.” The term has been synonymous with Husker defense for years, and the blackshirt is a storied tradition at the University of Nebraska. Once senior cornerback Alfonzo Dennard got ahold of his, he […] Read more
Mike Pendergast is a very familiar face at UNL women’s sporting events. Pendergast, 43, has been at every women’s home volleyball, basketball, and soccer game for the last four years, and says he doesn’t see himself stopping anytime soon. “I love watching these women play,” Pendergast said in an interview. “They just look so much […] Read more
In a last-ditch effort to keep the opposing offenses from scoring, Huskers head coach Bo Pelini announced on Monday that another tactic will be used in place of a traditional defense. Pelini said that a 15-foot fence will be constructed to take the place of the defense. “Well, as you can see from our first […] Read more
