Shocking both students and faculty who inhabit it, it was revealed that, apparently, you can’t smoke anything – tobacco, marijuana, etc. – inside the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s English building, Andrews Hall. “Fuck,” said English major Anne Repenning with a lit cigarette in her hands. “I saw everyone doing it, so I thought that we could […] Read more
Mysterious symptoms have been spreading across campus and affecting several students, and it is believed that Lil Red may be the possible Patient Zero. The scare began this morning after multiple eyewitness reports indicated that the beloved mascot was displaying bizarre quirks and behaviors after emerging from a grove of nearby bushes. “[Lil Red] seemed […] Read more
History was made on April 15, when Florida resident John Hemwick decided to take the plunge. That day, he swam 670 miles alone from the coast of Florida towards the Bermuda Triangle to prove its existence. On the way into it, he disappeared and never returned, showing just how real the triangle is. “We haven’t […] Read more
Every spring, there’s a tradition unlike any other in Lincoln that brings everyone together to celebrate the game they love: football. The celebrated scrimmage pits teammates against one another by division of our beloved red and white colors. However, this year’s festivities are going to be a bit different. For the first time ever, the […] Read more
In an attempt to appeal to a younger audience, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln has announced that its Johnny Carson School of Theatre and Film will be replaced by the Jay Leno School of Theatre and Film in the upcoming semester. Henry Bayer, director of the Carson School, said it was time for the school to […] Read more
After months of intrigue and speculation, UPC has finally announced that the beloved children’s entertainment act “Sesame Street Live!” is coming to campus for the annual spring concert. With its first performance back in 1980, “Sesame Street Live!” has been a staple of live entertainment for young kids, featuring all of the favorite characters from […] Read more
At approximately 11:02 a.m. on Wednesday, March 29, University of Nebraska Police responded to a call related to “loud, horrific shrieks coming from the ASUN offices.” Students began to hear the noises immediately after the dismissal of a special student court convened to decide the constitutionality of Student Body President Spencer Hartman’s veto of The […] Read more
Tragedy struck this week when 55 Lincoln natives were killed by counterfeit Runzas being sold discreetly across the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus. Due to recent budget cuts to the University of Nebraska, UNL was forced to raise the price of Runzas to a record-high $7. Several riots broke out after the news was announced, with […] Read more
As senators and congressmen go back to their districts, many are holding town halls for concerned citizens to express their frustrations with their elected officials. Many congressmen across the U.S. have faced backlash and boos from their constituents, like last Monday, when Representative Jeff Fortenberry faced questions about the new health care bill and Planned Parenthood, […] Read more
During the 2016 presidential campaign, Donald Trump frequently criticized Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server while secretary of state. But now, Trump’s family has found themselves in a server scandal of their own. In a letter to Congress Tuesday, FBI director James Comey revealed he had opened an investigation into Trump’s 10-year-old son, […] Read more
