The COVID-19 pandemic has affected every aspect of our lives, and for students at UNL, it has brought many new routines. The biggest one is required saliva-based testing every 10 days, following CDC guidelines. This week UNL has decided to change the routine by closing all testing locations after Wednesday. Students checking the “Safer Community” […] Read more
After the blizzard on Monday, an announcement from Lincoln Police stating that officers will be enforcing the 24-hour parking ban. This “year-round” violation requires citizens to move their car within 24 hours to prevent being ticketed or towed. The special enforcement this week will be to allow plows to finish clearing the streets and prep […] Read more
The bursar’s office at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln announced a new fucking student fee Friday, effective for the Spring 2021 semester. “The new ‘campus sidewalk’ fee will be assessed to all students for their use of UNL’s sidewalks, roads, and alleys,” explained Charles Watson, director of the UNL bursar’s office. “We thought it was appropriate […] Read more
Yep, I got COVID-19. The virus that has taken over the world this year is in my body, doing whatever damage vodka hasn’t already done to my body. What started out as a fever and a cough slowly turned into a sore throat, body aches, and worst of all, loss of taste and smell. A […] Read more
As the search for the next President for UNL continues, dramatic developments continue to happen. A priority candidate has been named for the position, and for those who don’t know what that means, he’s pretty much got the job already. The candidate is a former Vice Admiral in the United States Navy named Walter “Ted” […] Read more
The “Discover Weekly” feature on Spotify serves users every Monday by presenting fresh, new music to add to their playlists and saved songs. Students in higher education especially benefit from the regular dose of unfamiliar tunes tailored to their current tastes, as college can create an unsatisfying life of monotony. While browsing through his “Discover […] Read more
Jim Toad worked his dark sweaty hands into the grime of human existence and emerged with dirty, grease caked hair that reminded his sweatbaby rachel of the face of the good lord himself. He could feel the subtle and intimate vibrations of his Dick’s Dealer Ford Focus as he slammed a sinewed muscular arm with […] Read more
Monday, January 20 is Martin Luther King Jr. Day, and being a federal holiday, all classes are canceled. Racism has also been canceled, but only for this one week. Inspired by King, the University has held events and programs raising awareness and encouraging students to be open-minded, productive, and brave in the face of social […] Read more
My body’s ability to squirm and writhe around while emanating profound fury at the very sight of a person is seriously underestimated, especially when it comes to people who look like they know a thing or two. Who does this guy think he is? Magellan? Answering only the questions he knows in class and then […] Read more
Mere months following the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s 150th birthday, Oldfather leaves town with no real warning. In the space where he used to sit is a rectangular hole in the ground with a note written in the mud that reads, “Went to the store to buy cigarettes” followed by “Don’t wait up.” This message was, […] Read more
