In an apparent breach of contract with UPC, Big Sean, the Detroit rapper known for songs including “Clique” and “Beware,” was seen trying to sell homemade CDs to students in front of the Nebraska Union this last week. This violated one of the terms of UPC’s contract that Big Sean signed this past spring. Included in […] Read more
After hearing grumblings of his roommate being gone for the weekend, University of Nebraska-Lincoln freshman Tom Charles looked around his Sandoz dorm room, shut the blinds and pulled up some Jennifer Lawrence nudes on his computer screen. This is a new routine for Charles. Before the semester began, he decided he was going to fully […] Read more
In an apparently earnest attempt to reconnect with an increasingly disinterested student body, declining student paper Daily Nebraskan un-ironically printed a series of stories about sustainability, the latest thing students maybe sort of care about. Despite having reduced its printing schedule from five times a week to twice weekly, the DN and its editors saw […] Read more
A freshman bought her first pack of cigarettes at a gas station near campus, and she’s not going to get trapped into the habit like her friends; she’s just going to buy 10,000 packs and then stop. “Not a lot of people have willpower like I do, you know,” said Lacey Krings, the 18-year-old smoker. […] Read more
Many already depressing mornings and afternoons at a local therapist’s office became even more bleak with the presence of a decorational plant that wasn’t even goddamn real. Within the walls of the home and part-time therapy office of Lincoln therapist Mackenzie Shirlton sat a hypocritical sunny-yellow pot where a fake plastic rendition of a lavender […] Read more
For many college students, renting their first off-campus property can be a very stressful experience. There are so many ways to get burned in a bum house deal, which is one of the reasons finding the perfect house seems like such an accomplishment. University of Nebraska sophomore Rick Nathers thought he had found just the […] Read more
“He always praises people for their hard work,” roommate and long-time friend Eric Cransaw told The Dailyer. “Whether it’s great food at a restaurant or exceptional bagging at grocery store he makes sure he throws in a thank you.” Warren, however, due to a throat infection was unable to verbally thank a local food vendor […] Read more
Though he is only a few clicks away from the possibility of everlasting love, senior linguistics major Will Emmert found himself unable to proceed. “I’ve just been burned so many times,” said the shirtless Emmert. “It’s always fun the first several hundred times around, but then things start to flicker and fade away. Knowing when […] Read more
As he made his way to the stone staircase of the next house on his delivery route, pizza delivery guy Clyde Determan just wished to himself that everyone in house has pants on this time. “God, I hope they’re dressed in there this time,” said Determan as he removed the pizza boxes from his bag, […] Read more
After seemingly endless debate and setbacks, the Obamacare deadline has finally passed and millions of previously uninsured Americans are now covered. The battle was particularly poignant for junior and political science major Jared Stoltzenburg, a student who has struggled to be insured for two years. Stoltzenburg, an intramural Hammer Leg Smash player, uninsured since freshman […] Read more
