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Sophomore psychology major completely understands how you’re feeling right now

Expressing her regret at your current situation while nodding sympathetically, sophomore psychology major Ashley Watson reported knowing exactly how you’re feeling right now, sources announced Wednesday. “Oh, I know all about this!” reported the 19-year-old University of Nebraska-Lincoln undergraduate, referring to the knowledge she gained during the first three weeks in PSYC 288: The Psychology […] Read more

UNL freshman already excited for prom

Following the excitement of Saturday’s homecoming game against the Purdue Boilermakers, University of Nebraska-Lincoln freshman Andre Becker proclaimed he is already excited for prom. “I’m so stoked that I’ve already started looking for my tux,” Becker, a first year history major, explained. “I’m definitely wearing a bright red tie, that’s for sure. I might even […] Read more

After one viewing of “The Wolf of Wall Street,” student changes major to business

According to The DailyER stat-making-up machine, 75 percent of students will change their major before they graduate, and senior architecture major Jacob Reinhardt has finally become a statistic. During his weekly movie viewing with his roommates on Friday night, Reinhardt’s friend and business major, Richard Johnson recommended they watch the 2013 classic “The Wolf of […] Read more

Senator Erdman’s minority friend tired of being mentioned in every conversation

In an article posted last month by Nebraska State Senator Steve Erdman, Erdman voiced his thoughts over the Universitiy of Nebraska-Lincoln’s decision to hire a vice chancellor of diversity, claiming that it would only make white Christian conservative males unsafe. Students have responded to the senator’s speech in surprising ways. A few students reveled in the article’s awareness of the […] Read more