Last Tuesday a crane slipped from its drilling holes and almost crashed into the Robert E. Knoll Residential Center, a move that the Daily Nebraskan Editorial Board found completely unacceptable. “It is high time for this crane to step aside and let another take its place,” a staff editorial read. “We understand that the crane […] Read more
Tensions arose last night when it was revealed that your roommate Jason licked everything in that fridge. Jason, self-described as “kind of like an artist or something,” took the items in your shared refrigerator and ran his halitosis-encrusted tongue across them in an effort to “mark his territory like an alpha wolf.” Your girlfriend Kathryn, […] Read more
The Association of Students of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln unanimously passed senate bill number 6 last night demanding that Netflix’s instant streaming service add “Boy Meets World” “as soon as humanly possible.” ASUN President Lane Carr called the bill a step in the right direction for college students everywhere and a “slap in the face” […] Read more
Occupy Lincoln recently reached its 100th day and still seems to be going. The DailyER Nebraskan took to the streets to ask local residents how they felt about it. “At first I had to respect their resilience, but now it’s just getting old. I mean seriously, what did these people do for Christmas? Don’t they […] Read more
It was as normal a weekend as ever. Lincoln native and UNL sophomore Katy Howard had taken along her current boyfriend of two months, Roger Browning, to yet another art museum. On this particular date, Roger drove the two to Omaha to view the Joslyn Art Museum. After an hour of fighting sleep and the […] Read more
The UNL housing department is on the defensive this week after claims that several students are being quarantined in the UNL health center with possible SARS-related symptoms. The department continues to deny the rumor even as evidence mounts against them, including the head of Center for Disease Control and Prevention stating that there was a […] Read more
High school sweethearts James Hill and Stacy Grishom have been together for nearly five years. Hill proposed to Grishom on New Year’s Eve and Grishom accepted. Later that week the pair announced their engagement to friends and family. They plan to be wed following their graduation from the University in May, but following their engagement […] Read more
Doug Emery, City Council chair of Lincoln’s Northeast District, announced in last Friday’s meeting that the Bob Devaney Center, home to the Nebraska Cornhuskers basketball team, was named Lincoln’s fifth most beloved venue for basketball. The complex, named for celebrated Cornhusker football coach Bob Devaney, dropped one place from last year’s rankings due to a […] Read more
Local amateur comedian Steve Cook’s terrorist joke bombed last evening at a local nightclub, causing the death of both the comedian’s reputation and the evening of all the people in the half-empty room. “Thank god the room was only half-full,” club owner John Jacobson said. “Can you imagine if the room had been filled to […] Read more
Earlier today, area girlfriend Lisa Miller mused about a thought that has been at the back of her mind for quite some time: she could, probably, do better than her current boyfriend. “Back when we started dating in 2009, I knew he wasn’t great,” said the 23 year-old Miller. “But I also figured that he […] Read more
