Hey kids, I’ve been hearing a lot about springs breaking in these parts. I know it’s getting nicer outside and you feel like you need to let go of all the stress of your day to day lives. But how in the world are you going to do that with all these broken springs laying […] Read more
I don’t need sunlight, guys. I’ve got my laptop, okay? I’ve got my keyboard, mouse, mic, camera and the Internet. I’m set. While you’re all out getting your plane tickets and passports, I’m surfing the World Wide Web. Coasting from coast to coast for free meeting all sorts of cool and neat folks. I bet […] Read more
Brendan Fraser is my favorite actor and it’s been a while since I’ve seen his movies, so I think I’m going to watch them over my spring break. I’m starting off with my favorite, “Encino Man,” where he is a frozen caveman who wakes up in 1990s Southern California. It won’t stop there. Things are […] Read more
Jesus Christ, just get me the hell out of this godforsaken wasteland. UNL’s motto is “there’s no place like Nebraska!” and I swear that better be true. Every night I dream forlornly of a place that is as non-Nebraska as humanly possible. So I’m going to Perth, Australia, for spring break, on the clear opposite […] Read more
“When you’re here, you feel it.” Sounds nice, right? Well, that enticing line comes straight from the website of one of the newest resorts in the Bahamas. Baha Mar in Nassau is the perfect place for some one-on-one time with your chancellor, Ronnie Green. Next week, The DailyER will be pulling names of all current […] Read more
Oh hell yeah, it’s Spring Break! This year, it’s gonna get wild! Grab your wallet, run to the nearest Dollar General or CVS Pharmacy and buy literally EVERY beach ball they have in stock. Actually, make the employees order more beach balls so you can buy as many beach balls as possible. Once you have […] Read more
Did you graduate in the fall and refuse to live with your Hitler parents and their “Don’t — DO NOT — smoke weed in our goddamn house, you little shit or I’ll kill you, Nick!” tyrannical policies? Yes? Then pay us a visit to Lakeside Ridge Estates Villa Village Apartment Place Heights Complex Lofts by Broadmoor! […] Read more
Lincoln residents are celebrating a hero dog that saved its owner from what appeared to be a mysterious noise. On Friday, Feb. 23, Garrett Tilmen, a 27-year-old native Nebraskan, was saved by his dog, Hampton, after Hampton raised his head and barked while they were both lying on the couch together that evening. “I was […] Read more
“Oh I had chem today didn’t I, heck!” said freshman from Chicago, Brad Chad, as he quickly left the interview, sprinting in the direction of Hamilton Hall, leaving his phone behind, open on Netflix to season two, episode 26 of “That ‘70s Show.” Chad had been talking about how his entire first glorious year of […] Read more
Giraldo Bismarck, 35-year-old largely oversized Lincoln native, grew up in the cold, hardened public schooling system — a system run by bullies, stuck-up parents and bitch-ass teachers. Such a hostile environment became a feeding frenzy for those who sought it necessary to beat down on the chubby youngster. Until the fourth grade, Bismarck found himself being […] Read more
