by B R A D Sup losers. Its me ya boy Brad. Just found out I will be graduating in May, so that 5th year I promised you is not gonna happen, thanks to my dad for buying me a C+ in my marketing class. Anyways the dorks here at the DailyER told me I […] Read more
The average person would assume that the commotion going on at 13th & E St. on February 22nd would be the normal crowd of people that show up to Runza’s Temperature Tuesday promotion, but that is only half true. On that day, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey was at that very location taking part in that […] Read more
If you haven’t talked to any of your straight edge friends recently, or just haven’t looked at a screen in a few weeks, you may have missed that John Mulaney, a renowned “used to do drugs” comedian, has really ground some people’s gears. This is partly due to the fact that Mulaney’s two recent […] Read more
同志吗好, 人民! 同志们幸苦了? DailyER同志, 为人民服务! Who can deny that the Chinese Party and comrade Xi Jinping are Americans’ favorite? They are my best smoking buddies since Britain sold opium to China. Even Hollywood and NBA are building a solid friendship with China, except for Blizzard Activision: this patriotic American company always values human rights and justice over money and never […] Read more
In one of the craziest logistics disasters of recent memory, Kentucky Fried Chicken was forced to temporarily shut down over half of their 900 stores throughout the United Kingdom due to chicken shortages at restaurants. Although the crisis is now over, the news sent shock waves around the United Kingdom as no one could believe the […] Read more
Calling the last seven months a royal waste of time, special counsel Robert Mueller announced he was giving up on the Russia investigation after discovering all tampering was done from an incognito browser. “Undoubtedly, there was extensive malicious, foreign influence in the 2016 presidential election,” Mueller said in a press conference early on Tuesday morning. […] Read more
Local strongman Todd Svensen has maintained a constant peak physical state, besting even the strongest of homo sapiens with sheer strength and power. He used one simple method: taking everything that is burdensome, negative or problematic on planet Earth and carrying it around on his shoulders. “It gets a little heavy sometimes, especially apathy,” Svensen […] Read more
In a recent meeting among the United States’ top national security officials, President Trump reportedly suggested a new strategy to combat rising tensions with North Korea. After hearing various ideas from military leaders, Trump offered what he believed would be most effective against the aggressive regime of North Korea. “I hear what you’re saying about […] Read more
The kid ruler of anthropomorphized enigma North Korea yet again defied logic with this Hail Mary from his nation’s defense department. Sources were quick to speculate why Kim Jong-un would invest 4.2 billion dollars into Mega Bloks: more toys for his playroom, to have a statue built in his image, build a subservient South Korea […] Read more
According to a leaked CIA internal memo, there’s only one thing that the middle-eastern terrorist group known as ISIS fears more than Allah’s disapproval– lower-middle-class, AM-radio-listening, outspokenly patriotic white men who pose with weapons in their Facebook photos. The memo detailed how ISIS is, as one senior analyst described, “shaken to their core” by what […] Read more
