Imagine you, your daughter, your aunt, your grandmother, your mother, your sister, your friend (woman) has been training for years in her sport and is set to win the title or championship, only to have all her effort and hard work surpassed by a huge, muscular, cisgender female—or a person with XX chromosomes—wiping out the […] Read more
Point: Every night is Emo Nite Growing up, I didn’t have many friends. No one invited me to hang out, so I spent a lot of time alone in my room. To fill up the silence, I listened to music so I wouldn’t feel alone. Even though I never met them, bands like My Chemical […] Read more
We live in an era of liability, and I expect everyone to inform me without me having to read instructions, take any personal responsibility or use any deductive reasoning of my own. Life doesn’t come with an instruction manual, but damn it, why not? The University of Nebraska-Lincoln recently forced a smoking ban upon the […] Read more
Halloween has always been a big deal for me, and that’s why for the first year living on my own, I wanted to go all out with decorations. Currently, I have 37 hand-carved pumpkins decorating my lawn, and about 100 paper skeletons hanging up around the house. Now, while getting geared up for the Halloween […] Read more
By Entomologist James Nickels If you’re looking for proof of a God look no further than the beetle, because they’re as close as you’re going to get to a perfect organism. I mean, come on now, they’re built like tanks. They have natural combat armor that could probably stop a bullet. Not only that, but […] Read more
There are too many idiots on this planet if you ask me. There are people who still believe in intelligent design, and I’m at a complete loss. There is too much evidence stacked against this philosophy for it to still be viewed as plausible. For instance, I am an Oreck Upright Vacuum XL2100RHS, and my […] Read more
Well, it finally happened, didn’t it? Everyone experiences it, and it has different effects on us all. Whether your online presence is good, like mine, or bad, like the sitting president’s, we are all bound to get owned at one time or another. And when it happens, The DailyER is here to help. The natural […] Read more
Recently, rumors have been circulating around that I am an alien from planet Glorbnob in the Ballucian system. These rumors however, are ridiculous. I am a human from the planet Earth, I enjoy eating 30 cheeseburgers a day and drinking soda pops through my mouth. So how then, I have to ask, could I possibly […] Read more
Wah! On Saturday night, federal judges ruled that portions of President Trump’s immigration ban, which barred refugees from several Muslim-majority countries from entering the U.S., were unconstitutional. Those who had been detained due to the executive order must now be freed. Wah-hah! This is a good start. Donald Trump’s ban shows a flagrant and troubling […] Read more
We live in a privileged world. Since the ratification of the United States Constitution, we’ve had a series of checks and balances for our government. With the clear line between the executive, legislative and judicial branches, this country has been able to divide powers across these branches, creating a fair and even democracy. So why […] Read more
