Tragedy struck this week when 55 Lincoln natives were killed by counterfeit Runzas being sold discreetly across the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus. Due to recent budget cuts to the University of Nebraska, UNL was forced to raise the price of Runzas to a record-high $7. Several riots broke out after the news was announced, with […] Read more
During a pickup game of basketball between friends this week, an intramural team left an impression on everyone watching — by attempting 53 three-pointers during the game. Before tip-off, the team agreed to play in the style of “Morey-Ball,” a hyper-efficient way of playing by mainly attempting threes and layups, popularized by Houston Rockets GM […] Read more
For much of Tuesday night, the dancers at the Frisky Fling in the Sheldon Museum of Art were simply going with the motions, dancing and twirling like typical dancers. However, the night changed drastically when dancer Ricky Sanders became just a bit too daring. “I have an idea,” Sanders said to his dancing partner, Matilda […] Read more
It’s no secret that the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus is chock-full of full of liars, thieves and delinquents. Thankfully, a council of priests and missionaries at the Newman Center have come up with an ingenious plan to put this to a stop. Starting Sunday, March 12, the Newman Center will be selling indulgences to students […] Read more
After years of tireless service to higher education, Hank Bounds is finally getting the respect he deserves. Bounds, the president of the University of Nebraska system, was honored Sunday when Pinnacle Bank Arena rededicated its out-of-bounds lines as the “out-of-Hank-Bounds” lines. “This is a huge moment for my career,” Bounds said, who became president in […] Read more
A long, bitter ASUN election came to an end Thursday morning when Better for UNL conceded the election to the Encompass Party. However, one development from the election has UNL administrators scratching their head. Bitterness and apathy that a grueling campaign season creates often causes students to avoid voting altogether by the end of it. […] Read more
In an effort to increase profitability and drive up revenue, Director of University Housing Sue Gildersleeve has announced plans to put four self-service gas pumps in the hallway outside of the Abel Hall C-Store. “This revolutionary idea will finally make student housing profitable,” Gildersleeve said. “We will finally have a way to make some money […] Read more
Just a week removed from the revelations that a professor in the Glenn Korff School of Music was running an illicit steroid ring in the halls of Westbrook Music Building, the school has been hit with another scandal. Recently uncovered documents have revealed that Dr. Alexander Smith, the senior faculty member in charge of experimental […] Read more
For many Husker fans, the name Tom Osborne will certainly ring a bell. Serving as head coach from 1973 to 1997, Osborne led the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team to 13 conference championships and three national championships. So, here are five things we wished we could’ve asked him when we saw him that one time at […] Read more
Uncertainty surrounding the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s impending budget cuts was somewhat put to rest early yesterday morning when the office of the chancellor announced one step in its plan to meet the state’s budget problems. In June, UNL plans to destroy the western half of Oldfather Hall, one of the most notable vertical landmarks on […] Read more
