Danny Ratman, your former shitty roommate, started to become a half-decent human being after you finally decided to stop living in the same dorm with him. Coming into this semester finally free from the weeks of non-existent conversation and passive aggressive glances, the first interaction with Danny was as cordial as it could be; A […] Read more
Lincoln, NE – Things were looking bleak for the Huskers on a cool night in Memorial Stadium. The Gators of Lincoln North Star High School stormed out to a quick 14-0 lead, thanks to a 53 yard touchdown pass and a fumble in Nebraska territory. Things didn’t seem to improve for the home team as […] Read more
by B R A D Sup losers. Its me ya boy Brad. Just found out I will be graduating in May, so that 5th year I promised you is not gonna happen, thanks to my dad for buying me a C+ in my marketing class. Anyways the dorks here at the DailyER told me I […] Read more
For a limited time only, visitors from all around can mosey on down to Lincoln, Nebraska’s capital, to behold the midwest’s biggest dick! Signs have been spread across bordering states Kansas, South Dakota, Iowa, and Colorado reading: “biggest dick, (insert number) miles away!” Those who have traveled far and wide have witnessed the sheer size […] Read more
The average person would assume that the commotion going on at 13th & E St. on February 22nd would be the normal crowd of people that show up to Runza’s Temperature Tuesday promotion, but that is only half true. On that day, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey was at that very location taking part in that […] Read more
Mark DeBarkBark, DailyER General Manager Tuesday, November 8th, 2022. The day that Pete Ricketts’s term will expire. We all knew this day was coming. We knew we couldn’t ride the waves of Pete Ricketts’s govenourship forever. We knew when we made the famous “Pete Rickass” leggings (available now in the DailyER merch store) that he […] Read more
On Thursday November 10, at around eleven pm, the campus utility plant decided to strangle itself and gargle like a garbage disposal for an hour. Innocent passersby’s ears were assaulted by the obnoxious noise until it miraculously stopped hours later. Everything went back to normal, not one thing out of the ordinary. The next morning, […] Read more
Wednesday, February 2 was a bitter day: the weather kept people’s fingers cold and faces shivering under masks that were not doing enough to protect them on campus. COVID-19 cases were at an all-time high, and so many courses did not have an online option. It had been more than a month since Betty White […] Read more
If you haven’t talked to any of your straight edge friends recently, or just haven’t looked at a screen in a few weeks, you may have missed that John Mulaney, a renowned “used to do drugs” comedian, has really ground some people’s gears. This is partly due to the fact that Mulaney’s two recent […] Read more
Imagine you, your daughter, your aunt, your grandmother, your mother, your sister, your friend (woman) has been training for years in her sport and is set to win the title or championship, only to have all her effort and hard work surpassed by a huge, muscular, cisgender female—or a person with XX chromosomes—wiping out the […] Read more
