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Freshman found after month of wandering around looking for DailyER meeting

In the technology-driven world that we live in, Facebook advertisements are one particularly enticing way for businesses to promote their brand. This opportunity was taken to the extreme, though, when one poor freshman was found wandering for a month in the basement of the Nebraska Union, searching for the non-existent DailyER conference room he saw advertised on […] Read more

Philosophy professor tells students he now identifies as gender “beyond human comprehension”

Things got a little weird on Monday morning during a philosophy lecture last week at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln when professor Wilbert Willingsworth started off the class with a shocking announcement about his personal life. Willingsworth told the lecture of about 75 students that he now identifies as a gender that is “beyond human comprehension.” “This […] Read more

Truth revealed: Cather and Pound extended miles below Earth’s surface

Listen up, conspiracy theorists! As students and staff began adjusting to life without Cather and Pound Halls dominating the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus skyline, new information about the demolished buildings came to light this past week. According to a highly classified memo written by Chancellor Ronnie Green, Cather and Pound Halls actually extended miles below the surface of […] Read more