As MLB players report to Florida or Arizona for warm-up drills and exhibition games, spring training brings a tide of optimism for fans and players, knowing that each team starts with the same record and that anything can happen. The Minnesota Twins, however, hit their first glimpse of reality when they announced that they have […] Read more
Well, it finally happened, didn’t it? Everyone experiences it, and it has different effects on us all. Whether your online presence is good, like mine, or bad, like the sitting president’s, we are all bound to get owned at one time or another. And when it happens, The DailyER is here to help. The natural […] Read more
It’s no secret that the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus is chock-full of full of liars, thieves and delinquents. Thankfully, a council of priests and missionaries at the Newman Center have come up with an ingenious plan to put this to a stop. Starting Sunday, March 12, the Newman Center will be selling indulgences to students […] Read more
There comes a time in every kangaroo’s life where they have to separate themselves from the warm, loving comfort contained within their mother’s pouch. Unless you’re this deadbeat asshole. Jack “Joey” Roofuls is a 4-year-old, sexually mature kangaroo who was awarded the nickname “Joey” because he’s acting like a baby who won’t move the hell […] Read more
After years of tireless service to higher education, Hank Bounds is finally getting the respect he deserves. Bounds, the president of the University of Nebraska system, was honored Sunday when Pinnacle Bank Arena rededicated its out-of-bounds lines as the “out-of-Hank-Bounds” lines. “This is a huge moment for my career,” Bounds said, who became president in […] Read more
A long, bitter ASUN election came to an end Thursday morning when Better for UNL conceded the election to the Encompass Party. However, one development from the election has UNL administrators scratching their head. Bitterness and apathy that a grueling campaign season creates often causes students to avoid voting altogether by the end of it. […] Read more
In an effort to increase profitability and drive up revenue, Director of University Housing Sue Gildersleeve has announced plans to put four self-service gas pumps in the hallway outside of the Abel Hall C-Store. “This revolutionary idea will finally make student housing profitable,” Gildersleeve said. “We will finally have a way to make some money […] Read more
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has had an eventful month since stepping into his role. With his heated temper and mercurial personality, Spicer has attacked the press for biased journalism and unfair attacks toward President Trump, most famously being his account of the crowd size during the inauguration. While Spicer has claimed to more […] Read more
Tragedy struck the Lincoln community this week when Nebraska Cornhuskers mascot Lil’ Red was involved in a freak accident at a Husker basketball game at the Pinnacle Bank Arena. The stunt, involving one of the cannons used to launch promotional items across the arena, was not properly calibrated to project something with the exaggerated physique […] Read more
Following the Nebraska men’s basketball team’s loss to Wisconsin, Daily Nebraskan sports editor Brent Nielsen performed a familiar ritual: opening up a massive, 10-gigabyte folder on his computer of photographs depicting a frustrated Tim Miles. After scrolling through hundreds of high-resolution photos of the Husker head coach, Nielsen settled on one of an agitated Miles […] Read more
