"All the News That Fits to Print"
Once again it is ASUN election season at UNL with all the festivities the season promises, but this ASUN election cycle has taken an ominous turn. This year Ignite will be the only party running for the privilege of representing UNL’s...
Following weeks of intense protesting, the toppling of an increasingly totalitarian regime, the overwhelming influence of a more powerful nation, and the near collapse of what remains of its economic infrastructure, the world’s...
Following new anti-gay legislation in Uganda, local man Daudi Otala was arrested Sunday afternoon under suspicion of super gay behavior and was later charged with seven counts of aggravated fabulousness. Additionally, Otala was charged...
In a NBA season filled with injuries to such star-studded players, veteran Los Angeles Lakers point guard Steve Nash was placed on the injured reserve list this week after tearing his entire right leg off in a game against the Portland...
Switching to electronic cigarettes is a growing trend on campus and almost everyone could not care less. Rodney Kankel, however, claims he isn’t fooled by this covert assault on the public’s health. Kankel, a failing philosophy...
Hardly able to contain his glee, local obese man George Shining admitted he was “so beyond” ready for lunch today. “It started really early...
Since the premier season of Husker football 124 years ago, a local poll shows that “waiting for football” is still Nebraska’s second favorite...
John Thompson, self-proclaimed leader of apartment 214B, has once again stepped in front of the living room television set to give his annual state...
The spring semester is almost halfway finished, and one person has noticed the magic has started to wear off on these students. Dean of the College...
Anonymous sources confirmed today that you really should not have gone there and done that thing, Nicolas. "We're not kidding when we say that you...
Election season is heating up, and Ignite finally has an opposing party. The Dailyer would like to present our very own political party, #Party...
