"All the News That Fits to Print"
In an apparently earnest attempt to reconnect with an increasingly disinterested student body, declining student paper Daily Nebraskan un-ironically printed a series of stories about sustainability, the latest thing students maybe sort of...
Microsoft Office isn’t fucking around anymore. The latest update from the office software will literally kill itself if you don’t click the update button, reports Jad Irving, a 28-year-old accountant, from his cubicle yesterday. “It...
A freshman bought her first pack of cigarettes at a gas station near campus, and she’s not going to get trapped into the habit like her friends; she’s just going to buy 10,000 packs and then stop. “Not a lot of people have...
Many already depressing mornings and afternoons at a local therapist’s office became even more bleak with the presence of a decorational plant that wasn’t even goddamn real. Within the walls of the home and part-time therapy office of...
For many college students, renting their first off-campus property can be a very stressful experience. There are so many ways to get burned in a bum house deal, which is one of the reasons finding the perfect house seems like such an...
Following a string of failed bonding attempts, local 12-year-old Ricky Kingsley is ready to give up trying to connect with his gay...
With the growing controversy of student-athletes potentially being on college’s payrolls, the NCAA has voted to allow unlimited test answers for...
“He always praises people for their hard work,” roommate and long-time friend Eric Cransaw told The Dailyer. “Whether it’s great food at a...
With a successful college basketball season in the books and plenty of optimism to go around, many around the Nebraska men’s basketball program are...
Though he is only a few clicks away from the possibility of everlasting love, senior linguistics major Will Emmert found himself unable to...
Honestly, I’m really only a social crack cocaine smoker. I’m not addicted or anything. I only started smoking crack in high school because my...
