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Husker football schedules home-and-home with North Pole Fighting Elves

“This is going to be a huge game on both team’s schedules”, declared athletic director Trev Alberts about the recently announced home-and-home scheduling of North Pole in 2030-2031. Last Wednesday, the Husker athletic department announced that Nebraska would be making the thousand mile trek North to Saint Nicholas Stadium, home of the North Pole University […] Read more

Nebraska Tourism: Visit the governor’s mansion to see the midwest’s biggest dick

For a limited time only, visitors from all around can mosey on down to Lincoln, Nebraska’s capital, to behold the midwest’s biggest dick! Signs have been spread across bordering states Kansas, South Dakota, Iowa, and Colorado reading: “biggest dick, (insert number) miles away!” Those who have traveled far and wide have witnessed the sheer size […] Read more

DailyER stockholders worried about paper’s infrastructure once Pete Ricketts leaves office

Mark DeBarkBark, DailyER General Manager Tuesday, November 8th, 2022. The day that Pete Ricketts’s term will expire. We all knew this day was coming. We knew we couldn’t ride the waves of Pete Ricketts’s govenourship forever. We knew when we made the famous “Pete Rickass” leggings (available now in the DailyER merch store) that he […] Read more