Chad Bradjake McZimmer, 37, hails from Columbus, Ohio, and was reborn last Saturday morning as a new glorious man. The night before, McZimmer was at an Alpha Sigma Sigma fraternity party at a house rented out near Y street. Eyewitnesses at the party reported that McZimmer (also known as “the man with three first names”) […] Read more
In a statement last week, University of Nebraska-Lincoln Chancellor Ronnie Green announced that the university will be devoting many of its limited resources to create the Big Ten and NCAA’s first official fowling team before the next school year. “Bringing fowling to the NCAA will be the most iconic thing Nebraska has ever done. Fowling […] Read more
Budget cuts certainly are a tough row to hoe. In light of the recent budget reduction, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln has decided to sell all buildings on East Campus and rent out vacant lands plots to agronomy students to alleviate budget issues. The agronomy degree path now includes farming the university’s land and funneling all profits back to […] Read more
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Game night just got a lot more fun and potentially a lot more stressful. Board game giant Hasbro announced plans are in place to design a new game, which will take a twist on the children’s classic Hungry, Hungry Hippos. However, their new game will be targeted at millennials. The name of the game: “Overworked, Constantly […] Read more
“It’s over, babies. We’re bringing it back. We’re ending the war on beautiful, clean lead paint,” Margo Georgiadis, the new CEO of toy giant Mattel, said in a press release on Wednesday. The fateful year of 1978 has long been remembered as the year toys died in the hallways of Mattel. That year, a “corrupt […] Read more
Things got a little weird on Monday morning during a philosophy lecture last week at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln when professor Wilbert Willingsworth started off the class with a shocking announcement about his personal life. Willingsworth told the lecture of about 75 students that he now identifies as a gender that is “beyond human comprehension.” “This […] Read more
Having cold feet about your Spring Break plans? Want to cancel those plans week-long road trip plans? Don’t fear! Our Spring Break experts at The DailyER have compiled a list of last-minute excuses to free you from your Spring Break obligations. 1. “Sorry, I have class that week.” Maybe you’re taking online classes at another […] Read more
Listen up, conspiracy theorists! As students and staff began adjusting to life without Cather and Pound Halls dominating the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus skyline, new information about the demolished buildings came to light this past week. According to a highly classified memo written by Chancellor Ronnie Green, Cather and Pound Halls actually extended miles below the surface of […] Read more
In a stunning display of unrivaled thespian-ship, members of a local asthma support group took to the stage on Friday and delivered their original one-act Inhale, Exhale, an examination into catching one’s breath. Like oxygen to lungs, the performance left the audience wanting more. “It was so exciting!” said audience member Daisy Rain. “I didn’t realize breathing […] Read more
