Lincoln, NE – Things were looking bleak for the Huskers on a cool night in Memorial Stadium. The Gators of Lincoln North Star High School stormed out to a quick 14-0 lead, thanks to a 53 yard touchdown pass and a fumble in Nebraska territory. Things didn’t seem to improve for the home team as […] Read more
For a limited time only, visitors from all around can mosey on down to Lincoln, Nebraska’s capital, to behold the midwest’s biggest dick! Signs have been spread across bordering states Kansas, South Dakota, Iowa, and Colorado reading: “biggest dick, (insert number) miles away!” Those who have traveled far and wide have witnessed the sheer size […] Read more
Mark DeBarkBark, DailyER General Manager Tuesday, November 8th, 2022. The day that Pete Ricketts’s term will expire. We all knew this day was coming. We knew we couldn’t ride the waves of Pete Ricketts’s govenourship forever. We knew when we made the famous “Pete Rickass” leggings (available now in the DailyER merch store) that he […] Read more
On Thursday November 10, at around eleven pm, the campus utility plant decided to strangle itself and gargle like a garbage disposal for an hour. Innocent passersby’s ears were assaulted by the obnoxious noise until it miraculously stopped hours later. Everything went back to normal, not one thing out of the ordinary. The next morning, […] Read more
Wednesday, February 2 was a bitter day: the weather kept people’s fingers cold and faces shivering under masks that were not doing enough to protect them on campus. COVID-19 cases were at an all-time high, and so many courses did not have an online option. It had been more than a month since Betty White […] Read more
As the semester begins here at UNL, many students are opening up their textbooks for the first time. The first chapters in many of these books are introductions and refreshers to the material that will be covered in the course, but for many students, these chapters provide a framework for the course as a whole […] Read more
Keith Hard At Work
He is back at it again. We all know him, and we wish we did not know him. Many sources spot this kid continuously raving about George Lucas’s pop-culture phenomenon known as “Star Wars.” I mean, seriously. This kid is known for wearing the same Princess Leia shirt every time he is spotted. Many sources […] Read more
At 10 am central on Thursday, February 11, freshman marketing major Tate Raton fell on his ass outside of COB with a total of 7 eyewitnesses. It was an extremely icy day with no visibility and 50 mph wind. “I really don’t get how he managed to fall…he kinda defied physics,” freshman Kristoff Nown. “He […] Read more
For many, the stage is a wondrous place to tell stories and make art. In some cases, it is to put new and controversial ideas in front of audiences. In a few cases, and the one we report on today, it is to dredge up a perfectly fine show and butcher it with an ongoing […] Read more
