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Penis Joke Not Well Received

Last Thursday, UNL junior Chet Manning uttered what he felt was “the joke of a lifetime,” but felt the audience did not comprehend the enormity of his penis joke. “Yeah, so, we were at Walmart in the wine and spirits aisle,” Chet told the DailyER, recalling that Thursday night, “and I grabbed a wine bottle […] Read more

Area Man Refuses to Think of Ryan Gosling as Anything but That Guy from The Notebook

Charles Carmichael, a Lincoln native, said he is deeply upset with Ryan Gosling’s latest casting roles. Carmichael, a self-proclaimed “die-hard” fan of “The Notebook,” says he is hurt and feels betrayed that his recent roles in “Crazy, Stupid, Love” and “Drive” were nothing like the character Noah from “The Notebook.” “It’s just such bullshit,” Carmichael […] Read more

Area Cat Indifferent

Skittles, a three year-old tabby cat owned by Lincoln resident Elisa Brent, failed to react to a number of significant events in her owner’s life. Despite watching her owner suffer various bouts of emotional, educational, and occasionally even physical trauma, Skittles has never once acted in a way that could be construed as caring for […] Read more