Point: Dick, please stop sticking to my leg I’ve had it up to here with you, Dick! I just want to walk to class, that’s it – that’s all I want to do! But what happens every time – EVERY. FUCKING. TIME, DICK?! You cling onto my left thigh like your life depends on it! Do […] Read more
By Uncle Terry Look here pal, I’m a straight shooter, and I don’t buy into all this “political correctness” crap. I’m a straight shooter just like our president, Donald J. Trump, I call’s em as I see’s em, and I see’s ‘em as I don’t like black people all that much. Now yeah, I get […] Read more
By Entomologist Dr. James Nickels Summer is by far my least favorite season for one reason and one reason alone: June. June marks the return of God’s most worthless and pointless creation, the June Bug. June Bugs are the most brain dead, stupid insect in the entire insect kingdom, and I can say this with […] Read more
Point: We may be graduating, but learning never ends Well, it’s finally here. The last month of college for the class of 2017. For some of us, it means heading to graduate school or some other program to continue their education, but for most, it’s our turn to take on the world. With a degree […] Read more
By Entomologist James Nickels If you’re looking for proof of a God look no further than the beetle, because they’re as close as you’re going to get to a perfect organism. I mean, come on now, they’re built like tanks. They have natural combat armor that could probably stop a bullet. Not only that, but […] Read more
There are too many idiots on this planet if you ask me. There are people who still believe in intelligent design, and I’m at a complete loss. There is too much evidence stacked against this philosophy for it to still be viewed as plausible. For instance, I am an Oreck Upright Vacuum XL2100RHS, and my […] Read more
Well, it finally happened, didn’t it? Everyone experiences it, and it has different effects on us all. Whether your online presence is good, like mine, or bad, like the sitting president’s, we are all bound to get owned at one time or another. And when it happens, The DailyER is here to help. The natural […] Read more
Recently, rumors have been circulating around that I am an alien from planet Glorbnob in the Ballucian system. These rumors however, are ridiculous. I am a human from the planet Earth, I enjoy eating 30 cheeseburgers a day and drinking soda pops through my mouth. So how then, I have to ask, could I possibly […] Read more
We live in a privileged world. Since the ratification of the United States Constitution, we’ve had a series of checks and balances for our government. With the clear line between the executive, legislative and judicial branches, this country has been able to divide powers across these branches, creating a fair and even democracy. So why […] Read more
I know you think you know me. You think you know my life, my struggle, my path. Well I’ve got news for you: you don’t know me at all. From the outside, we always think we know others. We see the images people present of themselves on social media. We see the fashion choices they […] Read more
