Following a crowded field in the Republican Party during the beginning of election season, it was reported that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will be automatically elected to the presidency due to an error in the GOP’s nomination process. “The error occurred when, of the rumored 15 or 20 Republican candidates, none officially declared […] Read more
As the 2016 Presidential race draws close to its first real contest, every candidate attempts to make a final push that will separate them from the pack. Past election cycles have had candidates attending Iowa sporting events or touring a Pizza Ranch in every county but when facing a state exhausted by politicking, appealing to […] Read more
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Election season is in full swing, and for freshman secondary education major Ryan Mayer it is the most exciting time of his life. “All of my life, I have been waiting for my chance to make a difference in the country that I live in,” Mayer said. “This is the first election that I have […] Read more
You’ve seen him roast candidates on “The Daily Show.” Now, see him host candidates this fall in the 58th Presidential SuperSlam! That’s right. Jon Stewart is back to host this pillar of American democracy. Watch these 15 violent, pissed off sociopaths square off in the ring in one massive No Holds Barred Last Man Standing […] Read more
In the aftermath of a catastrophic loss amongst Hispanic voters last November, GOP lawmakers have expressed a new interest in courting the key voting bloc, an effort they have dismissed in the past. At the forefront of this movement is Republican senator and Cuban-American Marco Rubio. Hailing from Florida, Rubio is well versed in the […] Read more
By Barack Obama A guy shouldn’t ask for a lot in life, and I don’t think I have. Honestly. A nice gift from my wife here, the leadership of the entire free world there- it’s not much, really. I just don’t think I get enough thanks for the work I do. I mean, that […] Read more
Following the suspension of his closest rival’s campaign, Newt Gingrich declared that he is officially “in a two-person race” for Mill Creek Middle School Student Council in Woodstock, Georgia. The beleaguered candidate, whose fund-raising efforts have flagged in the last month, was reportedly forced to ask his sister, Candice, for spending money. Records also indicate […] Read more
