While students filtered through the Union on a humid Thursday afternoon, a chill ran down sophomore Greg Roy’s spine as he realized he had made significant eye contact with a club president in the main hallway of the Union. “I knew I should have avoided that little corridor, but I thought it would be fine just […] Read more
Oh boy, the Huskers did it again. Our big burly boys managed to lose in embarrassingly epic fashion in front of thousands of fans. Nebraska suffered a loss that was so mind-bogglingly horrendous, the only words one could utter after the game are, “what the heck?” Seriously, though. What the heck, Huskers? I understand this is […] Read more
To freshman James Mitchall, Tristan Gebbia was the hero he never knew. So when Gebbia decided the University of Nebraska-Lincoln was not the right fit for him after the quarterback decision came out, Mitchall knew it was his time, too. “I’ve never heard of that kid,” said head football coach Scott Frost. “Was he on […] Read more
Seventeen years ago today, 2,996 people died horrible, horrible deaths. Talk about a rotten day. Man, I don’t care what anyone else says; 9/11 sucked. Ever since 9/11, I always thought to myself, “Man, what a bad day.” Say whatchu want, I didn’t like what happened at all. Who just goes out and hijacks planes? […] Read more
With a chin that could cut a million perfect diamonds and a thick cannon arm that could launch UNL back into its late 90s glory and butterflies right into my sexually aroused stomach, Scott Frost approached. Pictures and videos don’t do Frost’s immaculate form and build justice in the same way that it’s impossible to […] Read more
My last few days at home before moving away for college were fine. I went to the movies a few times, talked my friend out of attempting to kidnap his ex-girlfriend’s cat after she cheated on him for the fourth time, and I got to play at a show with my band in front of […] Read more
In an article posted last month by Nebraska State Senator Steve Erdman, Erdman voiced his thoughts over the Universitiy of Nebraska-Lincoln’s decision to hire a vice chancellor of diversity, claiming that it would only make white Christian conservative males unsafe. Students have responded to the senator’s speech in surprising ways. A few students reveled in the article’s awareness of the […] Read more
Say goodbye to good old Lincoln as the spread of urbanism infects Nebraska’s most unexpected areas. In a recent study directed by University of Nebraska-Lincoln geography students, it was found that the city of Omaha is growing exponentially. In the next 5 years, Omaha is expected to expand by 35 percent as business booms across the city. […] Read more
What was supposed to be the sickest party of the year quickly turned into one of the lamest in recent history. Sophomores Blake Robinson and Scotty Williams invited everyone they knew to their newly rented home in the North Bottoms but regretfully failed to remind people to bring their own beer. This act of buffoonery […] Read more
Ahhh, the sweet smell of overconfidence fills the air once again as the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s newest batch of freshmen step out of their mom’s minivan and onto campus. This is an exciting time for these still hopeful students. To them, college is still a mystery. It’s still all about all the wicked parties that […] Read more
