After this past election, Nazis aren’t the only things thrusting us back to the dreaded early 1900s. UNL’s automatic sinks are also joining the club.

It has come to the attention of the thirty black students attending UNL, that the new automatic sinks are actually, in fact, racist.

African American student and junior agricultural economics major Jeffrey Doust exclaimed outside the Multicultural Center after rushing from the bathroom, “This is unfair! UNL’s sinks might as well have a whites-only sign plastered above them.”

Complaints about the automatic 3-in-1 water, soap and hand dryers have been at a record high since they were implemented three months ago. Nearly 1,230 people have complained about blatant discrimination after using the restroom and the sinks conveniently shut down. 

UNL Chancellor Ronnie Green issued a statement to students on Wednesday morning, saying “I have seen this happen, but I do not care.”

Various student and faculty heard rumors about the Chancellor’s message, and predictions suggest the University may be replacing the sinks with armed military agents.

It is unsure when the change will begin.