“When you’re here, you feel it.” Sounds nice, right? Well, that enticing line comes straight from the website of one of the newest resorts in the Bahamas. Baha Mar in Nassau is the perfect place for some one-on-one time with your chancellor, Ronnie Green. Next week, The DailyER will be pulling names of all current […] Read more
As the semester grinds toward the halfway mark, most UNL students are finishing projects and preparing for midterm exams. Sophomore psychology major, William Diaz, however, has a different perspective on the midpoint of the spring semester. “I’m planning as much stuff as humanly possible,” reported Diaz, referring to the trip to Mexico he and several of his fraternity […] Read more
Oh hell yeah, it’s Spring Break! This year, it’s gonna get wild! Grab your wallet, run to the nearest Dollar General or CVS Pharmacy and buy literally EVERY beach ball they have in stock. Actually, make the employees order more beach balls so you can buy as many beach balls as possible. Once you have […] Read more
Fans of the American rock band “Jimmy Eat World” rejoiced when the group released a previously-thought lost TMZ interview with the also previously-thought lost members discussing their current place in the world of music. After releasing their ninth album in 2016, many were surprised that the band had made that much content, let alone create anything other than […] Read more
March Madness is just around the corner and, just like every other year, it’s going to be MAD. Driving millions of people across the country crazy, picking the perfect bracket is something that has NEVER been done before. The Oracle of Omaha, Warren Buffett, even offered a cool $1 million to anyone who could pick […] Read more
“I’ve been deployed in Fallujah, Kabul, and everywhere in between. I’ve been through hell and back. I have no fear and I’m hard as nails, but that place… it scares me,” reported Staff Sergeant John “Soap” MacTavish. The infamous place Sergeant MacTavish was referring to is, of course, the ultimate frisbee club house on Y Street. […] Read more
Did you graduate in the fall and refuse to live with your Hitler parents and their “Don’t — DO NOT — smoke weed in our goddamn house, you little shit or I’ll kill you, Nick!” tyrannical policies? Yes? Then pay us a visit to Lakeside Ridge Estates Villa Village Apartment Place Heights Complex Lofts by Broadmoor! […] Read more
Cabbage. Freaking cabbage. One of the least appetizing vegetables and someone decided to put it in a dry, multiple days old pizza crust with hot slimy beef for a filling. I have had this debate over and over with other Nebraskans who defend this flaming hot pile of garbage until the day they die. I’m telling […] Read more
Every March, the proud, loud and flip-floppy JaySker bird begins its migration toward Omaha for March Madness. However, as of early March, many birds have not begun their descent on I-80. As the Huskers men’s basketball team competes for a spot in the March Madness bracket, many JaySkers are choosing to stay home and support […] Read more
By Floyd J. McIntyre, Pathetic Loser It’s that time of year again. Lent is upon us and being the devout religious man I am, I force myself to go 40 days and nights without something in my life. That “something” is usually something I use or do every day, like drinking soda or snacking between meals. Most […] Read more
